Schwarzenegger’s Five Kids the Real Victims as Maria Shriver Files for Divorce

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Well, Maria Shriver decided to file for divorce against her philandering husband.  After twenty-five years, four kids, and at least one proven affair on the part of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shriver evidently figured it had been enough.

From CNN:

Maria Shriver cited “irreconcilable differences” in a petition filed Friday to dissolve her 25-year marriage to former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The move comes more than a month after Schwarzenegger acknowledged that he fathered a child outside of his marriage.

The couple announced their separation on May 9, calling it a mutual decision made “after a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer.”

Honestly, I’m kind of surprised by this.  It’s a blanket assumption to state that all men cheat (just as, like some men claim, the same is true of women), but I’m pretty comfortable stating that, once someone has cheated, the odds are pretty good that they’ll cheat again.

When Schwarzenegger’s out-of-wedlock use of his Terminator became public knowledge, I was a bit taken aback that Shriver didn’t file for divorce immediately.  I know time is the healer of all wounds and so forth, but it seems to me that the timeline on this whole thing is a little strange.

I’d figured that she’d decided to let him squirm but that, ultimately, they’d stay together.

Of course, I was pretty shocked when I heard that Al (the crazed sex-poodle) and Tipper …

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Tweet-a-Weiner

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The jokes about a politician named Weiner Tweeting pics of his package all over cyberspace practically write themselves, and, yeah, it’s funny as hell.  The underlying issue of the Weiner fiasco is not so funny, however.

In fact, it brings up a debate that has become increasingly common as social networking has become a way of life—namely, does cybersex fall under the “cheating” umbrella or is it on par with, say, porn?

Perhaps the biggest (I’m sorry, the puns are just unavoidable here, so bare bear with me) argument in favor of Weiner’s actions going beyond jerking off to Playboy pictorials is exemplified by his initial …

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The Marital Rating Scale

There was a cute posting on Neatorama on Valentine’s Day with a copy of a marital rating scale from the 1930s. The survey was handed out to 600 couples as a means evaluating how they compared to an ideal version of the 1930s spouse.

Below is a sample from the 50 point survey.

For the ladies:

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I got a zero. I am naughty for wearing red nail polish on occasion (like for Valentine’s Day…made sense to me), and for putting my cold feet all over my partner in bed. I even gave myself two demerits for not wearing my hose correctly, because I refuse to wear them at all. But think I do pretty well in conversation, and I am usually wearing clothes at breakfast. Usually because if we are eating breakfast together, it means we’re out at a greasy spoon hung-over on a Sunday, but I think it still counts. I’m pretty disappointed that I missed out on the big points in being religious though. That definitely would have put my score over the top.

And how would the men do?

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I rated my partner with a 10, which kicks ass in comparison to my score. He definitely leaves the car for me when I ask for it (which is nice, because technically our car was mine before it was ours), and …

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Speeding Ticket for Laboring Mother?

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There’s an urban legend about speeding tickets going out to people rushing to the hospital because a woman’s in labor. I’ve seen it happen in movies, but I’ve never heard of it happening in reality.

Until now.

John Coughlin of Londonderry, New Hampshire appeared in court earlier in the week to set a hearing date for a speeding ticket dispute. He admits to speeding (and was evidently going over 100 miles per hour) but feels that this action was justified considering that his wife, Angela, was in …

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