I have an iPhone 4S, and I’ve tried many times to use Siri. Siri is the intelligent software assistant that is designed to let you use your voice to send messages, make calls, and find directions among other things. But she’s more trouble than she’s worth, and usually is very little help to me. I’ve noticed that Siri makes a lot of mistakes and I have to constantly tell her to change the text message I’ve dictated to her. When she messes it up again, I tell her to cancel it and she snaps at me, “Fine, forget it then.” A bit rude for a robot, wouldn’t you say? However, when my boyfriend uses her she down right coos at him. In the two months I’ve had her, she has never once snapped at him. This lead me to think that Siri has alternative motives, or maybe it’s just that she doesn’t like me, but why? When I first got her, we had a lot of fun asking her inappropriate questions. She found us four escorts that were very close to our proximity, but told us that she would not perform any of those types of behaviors herself because she, “wasn’t that kind of personal assistant.” When I told her I felt like killing somebody she told me where I could dispose of the body, finding the nearest “dumps, swamps, mines, reservoirs or metal foundries.” She’ll even tell you the closest pharmacies to find Viagra, but when I asked her to help me find the Plan B Pill she said, “I don’t understand Plan B Pill.” To her credit, however, she did find the Morning After Pill. Yet, when I asked her to find an …
Sorry, Siri
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