“An Army To Save America’s Souls”

I apologize in advance for any nightmares that this gives anyone. Because if you watch this video or even just read this article about it, it’s creepy.

Disclaimer: As I have mentioned before, I am not anti-Christian. I am opposed to a number of Christian beliefs, but I fully support Christians (most of whom, in my experience, are wonderful people) and their right to practice their faith.

I say that as a religious minority with many friends who are non-Christians, whether of minority faiths or non-religious. But I also say that as an American. Something like eighty-percent of US citizens are Christians; only about one-third (I say “only” like one-third is not terrifying) of US citizens would like to see the US adopt Christianity as its official state religion. So, the majority of US Christians are reasonable people who do not want the government imposing their beliefs upon their fellow citizens.

The terrifying video is made starring conservative Christian teenagers. Their message? That public schools are godless dens of debauchery where Christians are oppressed for their faith. That young Christians across the nation need to rally and, basically, that the country needs to backtrack in terms of religious freedoms by about sixty years.

It’s easy to look at this video and, after ignoring that a few of them set off your gaydar (they’re going to have some internal struggles in a few years), say “Oh these kids are horrible.”

But they aren’t. They say some scary things and they say some awful things. They also say some untrue things, of course. But you know that most kids at that age repeat the values of their parents—particularly when they are raised in households where differences of opinion are not accepted. This is not a representative sample of Christians or Christian teens or even conservative Christian teens. This is a representative sample of fringe-right evangelical statements, spoken through the mouths of teens.

Hate the message; pity these particular messengers.

So let’s just get a few things straight:

No one, including the Supreme Court, has banned students from praying in schools. Teachers and administrators are not allowed to lead students in prayer. Students are not allowed to disrupt class for any reason, including leading others in prayer. If a student wants to pray before eating or at any other moment of free time during the day, that has never been forbidden. They can pray privately. So long as they are not disruptive, they may pray in groups. There are multiple afterschool clubs dedicated to various Christian groups.

Creation is not a scientific theory. If you have that as a religious belief, then you have that as a religious belief and you presumably believe that either your God or the devil has planted a false trail of evidence to lead scientists to other conclusions. While I do not equate the two as beliefs, as educational topics, Creationism has as much of a place in a science classroom as Ancient Aliens has in a history classroom.

Images shown in sex education (for those students lucky enough to receive actual, comprehensive sex education rather than counterproductive abstinence-only drivel) are not pornographic. You see drawn cross-sections of people’s internal genital organs within a vague silhouette of human bodies. You might see some thermal images in video if you really get the whole story. That’s it.

Much like your right to swing your fist, your right to religious freedom ends at another person. Protecting everyone’s religious autonomy is not oppression, it’s . . . stopping some people from oppressing others.

I really wish that we could rescue young people from growing up in these kinds of mindsets. I think that everyone deserves more of a chance than these kids have. Perhaps, one day, when I give this wretched world the queen it deserves.

 

PS: They describe themselves as an army, which is horrifying enough. But I snorted with laughter when they said that Christ was their commander. If you want to express your faith by saying “Christ our king” or something like that, that’s fine. But I didn’t picture that. I just pictured Cobra Commander. Not the image that you want.

 



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Guess Who Has The Right Idea About Homeschooling?

I’m not Germany’s biggest fan. I have nothing against wanting to conquer the world—that’s been my dream since preschool. I do take issue with the Holocaust. I know that it’s been a while and that the vast majority of the people who were behind that horrible genocidal brutality are dead, but some stains take a while to fade, you know? The fact that their language sounds like a combination of angry Klingon and the Black Speech of Mordor doesn’t gain them any bonus points.

As I understand, Germany has beautiful weather (cold and gray—honestly I don’t understand why the tropics even have humans in them I can’t even stand temperatures of seventy degrees). Germany also has beautiful forests. Oddly enough, in more recent times, Germany has some very sensible policies.

One of them is that homeschooling is illegal. Germany is not alone in this, but it was nice to see and honestly kind of shifted my opinion of Germany.

Kind of like how sometimes you have an acquaintance about whom you have basically no positive opinions, and then you find out that he or she watches the same show that you do and suddenly you’re talking all of the time.

I am strongly opposed to homeschooling.

It’s not just that many states have very few requirements for homeschooling. It’s not just that homeschooling is a tool of choice for child-abusers to avoid being caught—your child’s teacher won’t report injuries or alarming changes in behavior if your child’s “teacher” is the parent who is causing them.

And it’s not just the social awkwardness—not all homeschooled children end up socially awkward as children or adults. Some do, absolutely, but I’ve had homeschooled friends whom I would never have guessed were homeschooled if they had not told me.

All children have the right to a real education. They have a right to socialize with their peers—not just children from families with whom their parents choose to associate. Children are not property—they deserve the opportunities to meet other people and make their own friends and to learn about the world through a filter beyond their families. Happening to have the functional reproductive organs that brought a child into existence does not make you qualified to control everything to which your child is or is not exposed.

Just because Germany’s laws are sensible enough to ban homeschooling does not mean that all of Germany’s citizens agree with that—in every country, there are more or less always going to be a small group of people who just suck. Some families have left Germany (and other European nations with similar laws protecting the welfare of children) and sought asylum in the United States and elsewhere, in places where they can homeschool their children.

If you move to a different county to live in a better school district, that’s great. But I cannot imagine being so terrified of my child living in the world that I would switch continents just to micromanage every face that my child sees, but there are crazy people who will do just that.

If you feel that public school education is lacking, you are always welcome to supplement your child’s education at home. But to keep them out of a real school just so that you can teach them that gravity is a lie or that dinosaur bones are a trick by the Devil, you’re doing very real and lasting harm. And it’s not just scary fringe-right people who homeschool—some families on the opposite end of the political spectrum homeschool their children to keep them from being “indoctrinated by the corporate oligarchy.” Some people leave controlling homeschool environment and become independent thinkers, successful artists, and social success stories. Others don’t. But parents don’t have the right to take that gamble with their child’s life, whether their intentions are pure or they’re afraid that their children might make friends who are gay or minorities.

So, well done, Germany. I doubt that I’ll ever not think of Nazis when I think of Germany, but the more good that Germany does, the smaller the Third Reich’s piece of the German association pie chart will become.



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A New Hampshire high school has canceled two dances over concerns that student dance moves are becoming too sexually suggestive.

Officials at Timberlane Regional High School in Plaistow say the spirit week and homecoming dances have been canceled. Principal Donald Woodworth tells The Eagle-Tribune that last year chaperones become uncomfortable when students started “grinding,” a form of dirty dancing…

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It’s a sexist, shitty message to be sending to young women right at the cusp of back-to-school, a time that should be emphasizing the joys of learning as children and teenagers put down their baseball bats, crayons, sidewalk chalk and kites and return to the militarized and standardized test-based North American education system.

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