Romney Taking Vaginas Into Consideration Regarding Running Mate

Word Search of Potential Romney VP Candidates
The names being tossed around as possibilities for Mitt Romney’s running mate are many and varied.

Actually, they’re really not … everyone under consideration holds pretty hard-core right wing views, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise considering that Romney himself has a past history of being fairly liberal on social issues, and the Republican machine obviously wants to keep that under the radar.

But what does Romney’s potential veep have to do with feminism?

There is this impression, see, that Romney needs to strongly consider a female running mate because he is woefully behind Barack Obama in the vagina-sporting demographic (unlike the House floor, we at Zelda Lily are very comfortable with the word “vagina”).  In other words, if they want to pump up Romney’s support among women, let’s get a woman up there with him.

Because, you know, that worked out so well for John McCain last election

Anyway, The Fiscal Times created a list of fourteen potential running mates for Romney, and three of those names are women: Senator Kelly Ayotte (R-New Hampshire), former Secretary of State …

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Brett Favre: Scumbag or Just Another Sexter?

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As long as it doesn’t involve children, I have kind of a “live and let live” attitude regarding sexting. It’s not a big thing for me personally, but I can see how it could be pretty exciting for consenting adults. And honestly, I think it’s a lot more prevalent than most people would think on the surface.

Which is why it kind of pisses me off that Brett Favre is taking so much heat for the so-called “sexting scandal” he’s in the midst of.  Basically, Favre got caught with his virtual pants down for the sexually explicit texts and voicemails he left for sports journalist and model Jenn Sterger. News of Favre’s reportedly lewd online life, reportedly including pics of his Viking, broke last fall, and it seems like every time we turn around there’s more to, uh, see.

And the details are getting pretty …

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Dangerous Breast Implants Found to be Used Across the West

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The UK’s Daily Mail runs a piece this morning regarding Tracey Stevens, a 45 year old woman who is reportedly Britain’s first victim of a health scandal regarding faulty and potentially life-threatening breast implants. The Daily Mail states that:

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Ashley Dupre Wasn’t Eliot Spitzer’s Top Dog

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In one of the most memorable falls from grace in recent years, Eliot Spitzer went from being the governor of New York to a guy cheating on his wife with hookers. Spitzer’s frolics with Ashley Dupre (aka “Kristin”) turned the once-respected politician into a laughingstock.
Hollywood shit, no?

Well, evidently somebody thinks so … Oscar-winning filmmaker Alex Gibney has chronicled Spitzer’s, uh, formerly secret life in his new documentary Client Nine: The Rise & Fall of Eliot Spitzer.

And yeah, the infamous Ms. Dupre gets a fair amount …

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