Why Do You Hate Me, TV?

I watch TLC, I watch Sister Wives and every time there is a promo for any of their other series I cringe and curse myself for giving them ratings. I understood My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding for a season, but it got tough to watch seven-year-olds in miniskirts grinding at a sixteen-year-olds wedding reception. Then came Toddlers and Tiaras, Honey Boo Boo (no, I have never seen that show and I never will) now there’s some underage gymnastics show and I am convinced you need an Amber Alert on your resume to get hired at TLC. That is a pedophile’s dream station. They don’t have hunt anymore they just have to tune in. I didn’t think anyone could beat TLC but Oxygen has managed to do so with their latest show meet My Baby’s Mama’s.

According to the press release:

This bold new series shows every second of the drama-filled lives surrounding a unique “modern” family unit, as they navigate their financially and emotionally connected lives. As the household grows, sometimes so does the dysfunction, leaving the man of the house to split his affection multiple ways while trying to create order. With humor and heart, this dynamically linked family must find a way to all get along… but sharing your man with several opinionated women is bound to create issues. Will there be a conflict over a family holiday, who needs school supplies and who holds the household finance purse strings, or can these feisty babies’ mamas band together and live peacefully as one family unit?

You may ask me what is the difference between this show and Sister Wives? Well, these are “baby mama’s” not wives. He is not committed to any of these TEN women because he wants to be. He is committed to TEN different women because he couldn’t wrap his penis or find a girl that was on birth control.  He apparently is a rapper, but I’ve never heard of him so I don’t think he’s got enough in the royalty fund to take care of these women. Not to mention he’s not living with any of them, he’s living with his nineteen-year-old girlfriend. Did I mention his oldest is eighteen? He’s not doing this because he feels a religious calling he’s doing this because he’s an ego with impulse control issues not a man.

This is disgusting and I am furious. I will not be watching so can one of you watch and report back?

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