In today’s WTF file, a man in Toowoomba, Australia has married his dog. Of course he has.
Joseph Guiso married his Labrador retriever, Honey, in a ceremony in front of 30 of his friends and family.
From The Chronicle:
“She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.”
Mr Guiso said as a “religious guy,” he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.
“You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better,” Mr Guiso’s vows read.
So, Mr. Guiso is a little wacky. I think we can all agree on that. I get loving your dog a stupendous amount- coming home to my dog is one of the best …