Color Me Jaded: More Scumbags Neglect Their Kid

Sign Reading: No Guns Children Playing

Am I naïve to think that two-year-old children should be concerned with fingerpainting, “Yo Gabba Gabba”, and discovering shells and seaglass on a beach … and that parents should be encouraging these endeavors?

A recent story out of New Hampshire’s largest city apparently sends a different message.

So Manchester couple Danielle Maxwell and James Currier leave their apartment (with their puppy, I might add) without bringing their toddler, who was found “lying in her own vomit” by police.

Is it wrong, by the way, that all I can hear is Peter Clemenza advising, “Leave the gun, take the cannoli?”

No surprise that “endangering the welfare of a child” has been …

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The Saddest Christmas YouTube Video Ever

I will be the first to admit that on occasion I find bratty kid behavior hilarious. Sometimes there is absolutely nothing cuter then a disgruntled little person. It’s just really cute to see toddlers throw temper tantrums—as long as they’re not my own kids.

However, this little kid is too much. After opening some pretty kick-ass Christmas presents, including a Wii, he loses it completely to …

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Parents Lose Fight to Ban Book … Then Pull Their Kid Out of School

Book Cover for "Nickel and Dimed"

Have you ever watched four-year-olds playing?  It’s really kind of an interesting lesson in sociology when you think about it, especially because an unfortunately high number of toddlers carry the “I’m going to take my toys and go home if I don’t have my own way” mentality into adulthood.

One of the coolest things about being a human being is formulating your own ideas based on unique life experiences.  Opinions are shaped by what we see, hear, and live … at least ideally.  And as a parent, I think that providing my children with conversations, literature, and differing viewpoints on a variety of issues is the greatest gift I can give them as they travel their own paths.

My children watch the news regularly, for example.  Should a six-year-old be privy to current events as they’re presented on television news?  I guess that’s a matter of opinion, but I would rather know where she is getting information and have open lines of communication with her based on some sort of fact than have her getting false information from a classmate (one of her peers told her last year that gay people are going to hell and that’s why they can’t get married and have children … my little spitfire replied, “Actually, gay marriage is legal in a lot of states, so you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about”).

One of the most ostrich-with-its-head-in-the-sand parental temper tantrums involves the banning of books, a stance that’s stirred up New Hampshire’s Bedford High School in recent weeks.

From WMUR:

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Mother Leaves Child Alone So She Can Make a Five-Hour Beer Run

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As a single mother (two separate times—I must be cursed or something), I can recall many occasions when, after my kiddo was asleep, I found there was really something I needed at the store.  It was never illegal.  It was always frustrating (although the frustration was with myself for not realizing I was out of Cheetos or whatever before I’d gotten a child to bed).

I never once woke my child up from a sound sleep to fulfill some desire of my own.  That would be grossly unfair.

I also never left a young child alone—even asleep—so I could run to the store or something.  That would be negligent.

Whatever mistakes I’ve made as a parent, I can rest easy with the knowledge that I’m way ahead of Florida’s Jocelyn Villot, who left her kid alone for five hours to go buy beer.  Yup, you read that right.  A fucking case of Bud (a fucking five hour case of Bud) was …

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