Dear Pompous Ass… I mean Kanye:

You are a douche.  From the first time you entered the music scene with your first single, “Through The Wire”, you have irked me. Your over-the-top exuberance for self-indulgence has always been a sore spot for me.  When I hear your music on the radio, I have to turn it off.  Your new haircut?  Totes ridick.  

You, who are clearly affiliated with the hip-hop culture, claim that all hip-hop moguls are anti-gay.  You, Kanye West, a once self-proclaimed (well, everything, but that’s aside from the point) gay-basher claim that you only overcame your issues with homosexual individuals because your cousin was gay and you want to “love” him anyway.  You still openly consider this your “turning point.”  This clearly shows us your character, if nothing else. 

In the same breath, we’re also dealing with your plethora of identity issues.  Of course I am referring to your quip during a benefit for Katrina survivors, stating that then-President George W. Bush didn’t “care about black people.” 

You have always had a nauseatingly-inaccurate view of yourself, stating that you would one day (if not already) make it into history books.  You have also had made comments regarding your capability as a musician and producer, stating that should you not win all awards that you may receive nomination for, you would “really have a problem.”  (As if you don’t already.)  During the 2006 European Music Awards, you argued with the presenters of the Album of the Year award because you were not the winner.  Deja vu, you once again publicly apologized.  Your many fallacies have only pegged you to truly be the complete fool that you outwardly appear to be.  

Since you’ve been in the spotlight, you have always been a conniving drama queen; always blaming others for your vast ineptitudes and never admitting to wrong-doing, even if an “apology” had technically been issued. 

You appear to be the all-American, all-around good guy, no?

However, in light of all of these claims and despite my personal adversity against you, I hardly think anyone in their right minds could dispute the fact that your behavior toward Taylor Swift and her massive win at this years’ VMA’s was completely belligerent and uncalled for. 

“Mr.” West, I have to say: regardless of my disdain for you, I’ve always kept mental notation of your massive history of faux pas. 

Kanye West - a two-finger salute to you, and if you’re as intelligent as you brashly claim to be, you’ll know which fingers are specially reserved just for you.

PS – I hate your stupid sunglasses.

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