Romney Taking Vaginas Into Consideration Regarding Running Mate

Word Search of Potential Romney VP Candidates
The names being tossed around as possibilities for Mitt Romney’s running mate are many and varied.

Actually, they’re really not … everyone under consideration holds pretty hard-core right wing views, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise considering that Romney himself has a past history of being fairly liberal on social issues, and the Republican machine obviously wants to keep that under the radar.

But what does Romney’s potential veep have to do with feminism?

There is this impression, see, that Romney needs to strongly consider a female running mate because he is woefully behind Barack Obama in the vagina-sporting demographic (unlike the House floor, we at Zelda Lily are very comfortable with the word “vagina”).  In other words, if they want to pump up Romney’s support among women, let’s get a woman up there with him.

Because, you know, that worked out so well for John McCain last election

Anyway, The Fiscal Times created a list of fourteen potential running mates for Romney, and three of those names are women: Senator Kelly Ayotte (R-New Hampshire), former Secretary of State …

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Schwarzenegger’s Five Kids the Real Victims as Maria Shriver Files for Divorce

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Well, Maria Shriver decided to file for divorce against her philandering husband.  After twenty-five years, four kids, and at least one proven affair on the part of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shriver evidently figured it had been enough.

From CNN:

Maria Shriver cited “irreconcilable differences” in a petition filed Friday to dissolve her 25-year marriage to former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The move comes more than a month after Schwarzenegger acknowledged that he fathered a child outside of his marriage.

The couple announced their separation on May 9, calling it a mutual decision made “after a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer.”

Honestly, I’m kind of surprised by this.  It’s a blanket assumption to state that all men cheat (just as, like some men claim, the same is true of women), but I’m pretty comfortable stating that, once someone has cheated, the odds are pretty good that they’ll cheat again.

When Schwarzenegger’s out-of-wedlock use of his Terminator became public knowledge, I was a bit taken aback that Shriver didn’t file for divorce immediately.  I know time is the healer of all wounds and so forth, but it seems to me that the timeline on this whole thing is a little strange.

I’d figured that she’d decided to let him squirm but that, ultimately, they’d stay together.

Of course, I was pretty shocked when I heard that Al (the crazed sex-poodle) and Tipper …

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Women Are Just As Sleazy As Men, Gender’s Got Nothing To Do With It

It’s always fun to shame guys for their ways of getting around in bed. Women can always remind themselves that while there are a handful of sluts, (whether you consider sluttiness good, bad or obsolete, it’s just the most well known term for those ladies who get around) the majority of the male population is busy thinking about, trying to, or in the process of getting it on. However, recent studies have revealed that while men are more commonly found sleeping around, gender has very little to do with it. As it turns out, power is the main influence on sleeping around and infidelity.

A survey conducted by a group of researchers in the Netherlands concluded that when the power scale was equaled out, women cheated and slept around just as much as men did .The survey of 1561 professionals, male and female, who shared similar careers and feelings of power, showed that powerful people, regardless of gender, are …

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Ashley Dupre Wasn’t Eliot Spitzer’s Top Dog

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In one of the most memorable falls from grace in recent years, Eliot Spitzer went from being the governor of New York to a guy cheating on his wife with hookers. Spitzer’s frolics with Ashley Dupre (aka “Kristin”) turned the once-respected politician into a laughingstock.
Hollywood shit, no?

Well, evidently somebody thinks so … Oscar-winning filmmaker Alex Gibney has chronicled Spitzer’s, uh, formerly secret life in his new documentary Client Nine: The Rise & Fall of Eliot Spitzer.

And yeah, the infamous Ms. Dupre gets a fair amount …

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