Alright, everyone. We’re gonna play a little game today. I want you to close your eyes. Come on, trust me now! Okay Good. Imagine that you’re in Australia. It’s in the low eighties with a slight breeze; the sky is blue. You’re staying in a hotel that is located directly on Lake Maquarie. You have just woken up and are sitting outside on the porch of your hotel room. And, the only decision you have to make is this:
Should I have a hot girl bring me breakfast, or give me a back massage?
What’s that, you say? You think this is really stupid and want to stop? But come on! This kind of stuff doesn’t happen in real life! It’s just a game! Fantasy!
Well, until now. In a lovely display of obnoxious gender norms, a new resort is set to open in Australia whose main objective is to “play on popular male fantasy.” Apparently, they plan to do this by occupying a resort with a bevy of sexy models (or resort “staff”) whose …