A Church is Replacing My Hometown Movie Theater … and Forcing Me to Think About Dogmatic Crap

Photo of The Strand Theater

We all have our special memories from childhood … people, events, and the landmarks that mapped out our youth. I’ll never forget walking down the streets of my hometown with the neighborhood kids to hit the Dover Indoor Pool where, for fifty cents, you could use the pool at your leisure for two hours. We usually stopped at Riverbend Variety on the way home to grab some pizza before hiking back to our suburban street, towels wrapped turban-like over wet hair.

But perhaps the coolest place that Dover, NH had to offer a child who became a tween … a teen … and finally an adult was The Strand.

The Strand, which we jokingly referred to as “the ghetto movie theater,” was the place where tickets were significantly lower than the cleaner more upscale theater in Newington but the popcorn was still good. It was also, like the public indoor pool where Olympian Jenny Thompson once trained, within walking distance of my childhood home.

And now The Strand, where I took in such gems as Bill Cosby’s Ghost Dad and the absolutely horrific (yet somehow worth watching more than once) Drop Dead Fred with my childhood pals, where I held a boy’s hand for the first time, where I saw midnight premieres of the new Star Wars movies, is being turned into … a church.

The Strand has stood empty for more than a year now as its former owner, Michael Spinelli, suffered apparent financial hardships. It was sold at auction in November to Rose Realty LLC, which is in turn renting the iconic (well, for some of us) theater to Restoration …

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Israel Training Female Force to Counter Hezbollah’s All-Woman Flotilla

photo of female israeli soldier holding a semi-automatic weapon

In the wake of the violent raid of the Turkish flotilla earlier this month, a radical women’s group with close ties to Hezbollah has decided to launch an all-women’s expedition to break the naval blockade of Gaza. The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have begun training a select group of female soldiers to prevent the new flotilla from reaching the shore. It is hoped that in the event of a boarding, the female soldiers will provide less condemnation than a group of male soldiers would. While normally I would be somewhat on the side of those in the flotilla, as I was in the case of the Turkish one, the craziness of the Lebanese organizers are urging me to reconsider my support.

The flotilla is being headed by Samar El-Hajj, a pro-Hezbollah lawyer and the wife of an imprisoned security officer suspected of murdering former Lebanese President Rafik Hariri, whom Islamists had always considered a puppet of Western and Zionist interests. El-Hajj believes the explicitly religious flotilla, which will include far-right Muslims and Christians, will fly a huge portrait of the Virgin Mary, as it is on a mission, “not related to the Party of God (Hezbollah), but the Mother of God” (the group outwardly distances itself from Hezbollah, however, it is believed that the organization’s leader, Hassan Nesrallah, personally chose El-Hajj and is providing financial support). The flotilla has purposely chosen not to include any Jewish passengers as the endeavor is meant to be a religious embarrassment to the “thieving Israelis” and “Jewish garbage” who the group believes should go back to Europe.

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