A couple of years ago, when Desperate Housewives was still relevant and Eva Longoria had just chopped off her hair into a modest bob to facilitate her character’s jump in time where she went from hot housewife to slightly frumpy mom, Allure did a cover story on the star in which the reporter speculated that Longoria and her then-husband Tony Parker were suffering from infertility problems. The assumption was made based on the fact that, at the time, Longoria had put on a bit of weight to frumpify herself for the role, which had many tabloids labeling her extra belly fat as a baby bump. The reporter asked Longoria if she was, in fact, hiding a bun in the oven and when Longoria said, “No,” the writer felt that she could detect enough sadness and longing in her subject’s eyes to …
