When David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman pilot flopped, I know how devastated you all were. After all, it had been rumored that Kelley had made Wonder Woman too powerful and too successful for a lady crimfighter — the patriarchy won again! That was, of course, until everyone saw scenes from the pilot which proved it was cancelled because the show was just plain God-awful.
But don’t worry — because you know what the real problem with the Wonder Woman reboot was? No, it wasn’t the terrible costumes, the terrible script or the terrible acting. It was because Adrianne …
