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I started out at Zelda Lily when it first came into the world in 2009, under the direct supervision of the very-talented Sasha Pasulka. Since joining the ZL force, watching others come and go, I was promoted to Weekday Editor and most recently, Managing Editor. I owe all of my success to Sasha, as she’s taught me practically all I know about everything bloggy. Thanks, lady!
I like trivia and I’m full of useless, but accurate, information. Honestly. People think I’m bullshitting half of the time and I’ll let you in on a secret: at least 10% of that half-the-time thing, I am. But I suck at poker, so all is kind of lost when it comes to bluffing.
I definitely think it’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on, at any rate. Anger’s no good to carry around with you, but then again, neither is a full bladder.
I have a very odd sense of humor. I used to perform in a cover band, in what feels like a lifetime ago, and I’m still a total rock star in the car. I haven’t sold my expensive microphone. It’s still wrapped up in its pretty leather case, buried somewhere in the bowels of my garage. American Idol, here I come. I promise I’ll make the cheesiest faces and flash my fingers when they “announce my number” to vote. On that note, vote for me.
I’ve got a big, big problem with most bugs and if you email me, I will probably get back to you within ten minutes — unless I’m sleeping, dead or on vacation. In those three cases, don’t bother me.
I have a man-voice and if you make fun of me, well … I’ll just have to yell at you in my man-voice and really give you a laugh.
Oddly loud and random noises at the most inappropriate times are the greatest — especially when you’re in a crowded place and your companion has no idea what the hell you’re doing. I’m a word-nerd that lacks a necessary amount of math skills. I still count on my fingers, and even then I have troubles. I use the word “retarded” a lot. And I mean no harm by it, either, so don’t start.
I like red nail polish and red wine. Cooking is an art form to me. I have a few lifelong friends and I cherish them with my whole soul. I enjoy long rides in the country, giving compliments, receiving (a lot of) compliments, holidays and old books. I’m fascinated with architecture, any kind of precipitation, leaves, grass and rocks. I’m really clumsy and I’m always hurting myself in one way or another. I’m that person who’ll complain about a paper cut … for days. And I’ll make you look at it every day, too, until it heals. There’s nothing better than reminiscing about when I was a young lass. I repeat myself. Diamonds really are a girl’s best friend. I dig comfy beds and cozy pillows, record players, antique shops and the smell of fresh-brewed coffee. I drink coffee all day long. Coffee, water and wine are actually the only things I drink, to be honest. My favorite chore is probably doing laundry — except for the whole having to put it away part. I buy way too many candles and entirely too much makeup. I think I single-handedly keep Sephora in business. Log cabins are wonderful and I want to live in one someday, complete with a wood-burning stove. I love corduroy jackets, patterned scarves and knee-high leather boots. There’s no greater anticipation than the night before a big vacation. I adore Hollywood gossip, “old” Hollywood, unpaved roads, hot fudge, steaming cups of chamomile tea and long walks during Autumn. My favorite number is 6. I’m a pen-snob and prefer to write only with extra-fine rolling ball pens. I love the smell of leather, lavender oil, fresh-cut grass, burning wood, new books, old books, apple cider (even though I don’t drink it) and Christmas cookies. I have a few vintage aprons that I absolutely love and I wear them often — sometimes with nothing underneath. Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters are my favorite stores. Photography’s cool. I love old sepia-toned photographs and black and white pictures. I like foreign films with subtitles, quaint cafes, and New England. I repeat myself. A lot. I swear from the depths of my soul that I lived many previous lives in the sacred city of New Orleans. Yeah, and I know you’re wondering what my favorite tree is.
It’d be the willow.
Oh, all of that, and I can be really long-winded sometimes. In case you didn’t quite pick up on it.
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You sound fun.
Why the number six?
I’m not really sure, to be honest. It always just seemed to be a nice, even and concise number. Plus the number six has always been lucky for me. It’s also aesthetically pleasing, just to look at. :)
Spiritually the number six represents harmony,balance and enlightenment. A powerful number!
Aha! I knew I loved it for some innate, subconscious reason!
nice work. thanks
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I know Sarah personally and she is “Super-Mega-Awesome” and I hate the fact that she moved away & I never see her :-(
Heard you on O and A. Well done. Major points for the Louie CK shout out. Also I would pinch your tush as well.
I heard you on o and a as well. Totally dig your point of view. You remind me of my wife (her sensibilities), I told her she should listen to the replay. I’m not a really big “tush” guy, but I’ll massage your shoulders…..
Sarah……I think I can speak for most of us. Can anything be done about the single word threading on these posts? Please, please help us devoted,cherished,level headed,demanding,loyal readers and commentators!!!!!!!!!
No worries, V. I’ll see what I can find out about it. :)
While I’m at it..how about breaks between paragraphs also. I don’t think I’m the only one that has trouble following a long comment. (I think I’m done with my wants!) hehe