Gisele Bundchen is Hot, So Anything She Does is Forgivable, Right?

Please. I mean, come on, seriously, please. Even though Gisele is a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s done a lot of stuff off the runway that she deserves credit for, but these spots for Hope Lingerie are just atrocious. Oh, what? There’s another one? Another two? OK, let’s check those out, also:

And ….:

This, ladies and gentlemen, half of one of the richest celebrity couples in America. And for what? Parading around in panties and a bra? She’s gorgeous and she’s talented, but “Sorry I busted your credit card, tee hee” and “Sorry I wrecked your car but it’s OK because I’m going to distract your apparently-stupid man-rationale with my tits and ass. That’s going to make it all better, and no problems will ever arise in the future as long as I’m always as hot as I am right now. In fact, just because I’m so hot, I may never actually have to take responsibility or be accountable for any mistake I might make, and in the long run, it’s going to make me manipulative and self-centered.” Is that what we’re aiming for? I know that these ads are supposed to be lighthearted and “fun,” and maybe I’m taking them way too seriously this early on a Saturday morning, but come on.

Something seems kind of … off about all of that, does it not?



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Candice Swanepoel, the South African Angel — featured on the left from a runway a while back and on the right (sandwiched between Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio) from a current Victoria’s Secret  swimwear launch – caused concern this past week because of her much-thinner physique. Perhaps more importantly for Swanepoel, this dramatic change could result in the loss of her Angel wings. According to a Victoria’s Secret “insider”:

Like all Angels, Swanepoel, 22, is expected to be “healthy and muscular. There is a really clear criteria for both Angels and the catalogue. Their career path is Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue then to Angel, it’s the highest paying contract there is, period. The image is about being voluptuous, it’s not fat, but it’s curvy. But if you start to look skinny and ‘editorial print-like’ like fashion mag models, like undernourished, it gives the image the company does not want. Their shopper is older, their target is the Macy’s shopper. These are …

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The body of Sylvie Cachay, a Peruvian (it’s been a bad year for Peruvian women) former fashion designer for both Victoria’s Secret and her own swimwear company, was found submerged in a bathtub at three in the morning. Despite the presence of prescription pill bottles found at the scene, her death was ruled a homicide almost immediately, probably helped by choke marks on her neck and the fact that she was clothed at the time of her death.

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The NFL has announced that it will begin offering football-themed clothing and accessories for women. This new campaign will feature a $10 million dollar advertising campaign and a new website where you can find all of the products (need a low-cut Jaguars tee-shirt or a pair of Packers earrings? The NFL wives will be more than happy to model them for you!). In addition, to help capture the giant market (supposedly 44% of NFL fans are women) the …

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