Breaking News: Madonna is a Whore, Right?

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Madonna has stirred up controversy with almost every tour she’s ever done, so why would it be shocking that in the year 2012 she’s still doing it? It’s not shocking, and it’s not cutting edge—it’s ridiculous. I don’t know why Madonna is still a news story. The 53 year-old mother of three recently made headlines when Dmitry Rogozin, a Russian deputy premier, called her a whore—sort of, technically he called her a “w,” which is apparently Scarlet Letter-speak for ‘whore’.

This happened because Madonna discussed her support of a few Russian punk rockers currently in prison awaiting their verdict (a band called ‘Pussy Riot’). So Rogozin tweeted, “Every former w. wants to give lectures on morality when she grows old. Especially during foreign tours.” He then added, “Either take off your cross or put on your knickers.”

As for me, I can’t believe I have to discuss a tweet war and Madonna … what is the world coming to? Anyway, I don’t get it. Rogozin is right. Madonna was a whore. Straight up whore. She was proud of it, she owned it and I’m not judging her for it, but the woman was loose. Guys, she put out a sex book … and have you seen that book? It is not “art” or “beautiful nudes”; it’s hardcore, fetish, gang bang-like porn. Kind of trampy, I must say, and maybe not necessarily in the way I like, either.

So, what’s the problem? Am I going to get a bunch of comments because I called a spade a spade? Probably not, but Rogozin did. Twitter flooded him messages defending Madonna. Why? Does anyone think Madonna needs someone to fight her battles for her? It’s been 30 years since Madonna came on the scene and she’s heard it all, been called it all, and done it all, so I highly doubt she needs a bunch of Tweeting twits defending her honor. Which brings my point full-circle … Madonna is not honorable, se’s commendable. What she’s managed to do in her career and in this industry is amazing, but she did it by pushing sexual boundaries. She did it by making …

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52-year-old Madonna is now dating a 24-year-old French dancer by the name of Brahim Zaibat.  Her previous relationship, with 23-year-old Jesus Luz, fizzled out earlier this year.  Though many have speculated before, you now know for sure what this means — everyone and their mom are now referring to Madonna as a cougar.  My …

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Her latest venture is a chain of fitness clubs, which will probably be as big as anything else she’s done in her remarkable career … because whether you love Madonna or hate her, you’ve got to give her credit for everything she’s been able to accomplish—channeling Marilyn Monroe in the early days of MTV, pop star, author, activist, and movie actress, to name a few.

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Helen Mirren Gets Naked, Talks Sexy Women, and We Love It!

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“I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson—sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus—fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”

Yes. YES. YES! I most definitely share the Dame’s affinity for women who express themselves the way the want. We are all too familiar with the rebukes women stomach in the industry, pop-star, actress, artist, or otherwise. Sex symbols like Madonna, Scarlett, Gaga, and Miley are relentlessly chastised (despite being encouraged) for provocative behavior when a man who posed nude for Cosmopolitan was elected to the Senate for Christ’s sake.

Arguably, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, the seven year-old dance troupe that impressively gyrated to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” exposes the dark and creepy side of commodifying women’s sexuality.

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