In fact, I couldn’t be less interested in seeing something that was stuck in something that ultimately emerged from Sarah Palin’s vagina.
Two female-oriented magazines, Playgirl (which I thought to be now-defunct) and Unzipped Media have both offered slots (bad pun, I know) to insert (there I go again) Levi’s johnson into their centerfolds.
A spokesperson for Levi, who was identified as his bodyguard, stated that it wouldn’t be ruled out, especially if it would get Levi “out there.” Levi’s words.
There are, obviously, more ways than exposing your penis to the free world to put yourself “out there” and expect respectable notoriety thereafter. For example, being an upstanding father. Or rising above the Sarah Palin stigma and becoming more than just another fixed part of a rumored dysfunctional family.
I see another Jon Gosselin emerging from the shadows and to be quite frank, it frightens me. Why some individuals would sacrifice everything by doing practically nothing to shine for fourteen and a half minutes of fame is beyond my meager comprehension.
Maybe I’m old-fashioned; maybe I’m a “prude” as some would say, but on the whole, realistically speaking, what is this really supposed to accomplish for Levi Johnston aside from flexing his moneymaker and being a subject to a more-than-likely undereducated audience who could really give a crap’s hat less what the boy has to offer beside a bulging package?
To be quite frank: I’m pretty disgusted. Not because an individual is willing to pose nude for a widely-circulated publication, but because they’re doing it for fame and fame only. They’re doing it to rise above the Exxon-Valdez colored ashes and to supersede the shadow of the imploded career of a disgraced Republican politician.
To Levi, a man-child that I at one point had respect for and who has illicitly disappointed me with his famewhore-mongering – bad news, dude. Bad, bad news. Using your tool as a marketing tool is never the way to go in order to gain a respectable understanding by the general populace.
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