Royal Boobies

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Kate Middleton and Prince William took some time off at Kate’s family’s villa in France. The couple went out on the balcony for some sun and relaxation.  They settled into chairs and Kate slipped off her top to avoid those pesky tan lines.  She was on a balcony on a family villa, a place she had visited several times a place that was probably seen as a refuge away from the prying eyes of the press, but what she didn’t count on was a paparazzo with a telephoto lens taking over 200 pictures of her in the buff.

The topless photos were printed in a French magazine, and naturally, the royal family pressed charges. And won. The magazine was ordered to turn over the photos or be fined $13,000 for every day they delayed. The magazine complied, but the damage was done. The photos were out, they were on the Internet and they were picked up by at least three other publications.

The magazine’s defense is that the royal couple could be clearly scene from the road where the pictures were taken so technically they did nothing wrong. Other magazines said they do this with celebrities all the time so what’s the big deal about Kate? The big deal isn’t about Kate per se. It’s about privacy violations.

One magazine said that Sharon Stone and Kate Moss have appeared half naked with on holiday and the pictures wound up in their magazine so this isn’t any different. But Kate Moss and Sharon Stone have also both appeared nude of their own volition. Kate Middleton never has. Kate Middleton also didn’t choose to be a model or an actress; she chose to marry the man she loves. That man happens to be in the public eye as the future King of England. Not an Oscar winner, not a musician, not a model—a role that is given to him at birth, a role he didn’t choose. But because he is public and now she is public, they belong to us? Is that excuse we’re using?

The Sharon Stone and Kate Moss defense is reprehensible.  These women were on beaches, they were on the pages of Playboy and in advertisements and runways naked by choice. Kate Middleton was in a secluded villa with her husband and her naked body is now plastered all over the Internet.  I couldn’t imagine the humiliation, the devastation, and the violation she must be feeling. How could you ever feel comfortable again?

Despite all of those feelings and their legal battle Kate and William have continued their royal tour of Asia and the Pacific and she has been poised, graceful, and beautiful the entire time. She is by far an example of how to overcome the pettiness of others. Why is there even a market for this kind of thing? Are we that sophomoric? Are we that simple? Are royal boobies any better than regular boobies? Is there a shortage of girls willing to pop their tops? So many beautiful actresses bare their bodies on screen, so many amateurs do it on free adult websites—why do we need to seek out and force others to do it?



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Kate Middleton Recycled Wardrobe

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I’m not British, but I really want to be. I love everything about the culture and the people of the UK. Naturally, I’ve been obsessed with the recent Queen’s Jubilee and always, Kate Middleton. I watched the interview with Katie Couric (I mostly hung my head at Katie’s ridiculous questions) and I was completely blown away by how incredible the Queen is.

She’s never given an interview. Never. Not once in 60 years of being Queen has she sat down and just … talked. That’s not what’s important to her – doing her job is important. She was Queen at 25 and is the first monarch since Queen Victoria to have a Diamond Jubilee (that’s 60 years of being Queen). She has her hands in everything: she decides where people will sit at dinner parties (she wants people to be placed by people they would be interested in talking to), she goes over the menu, she picks the table setting and she runs 16 countries. You know – no big deal.

While the Queen is took center stage earlier this month, it’s usually Kate Middleton who is on the front page. Kate is pretty, stylish, and your average girl. She buys her own groceries and she chooses her own clothes. I’m not ashamed to say I stared openly at the pictures of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Future Queen of England, unloading her own shopping cart on a conveyer belt and walking out to her car alone.  It blew my freaking mind.

I also love the fact that Kate Middleton shops on High Street, which means she spends 80 dollars on a dress. She bargain shops.  The reason I get to write about her (finally) is that she recently wore the same Emilia Wickstead coat dress ($2,000) twice in 11 days. Now, if I had 2,000 dollars to spend on a dress you better believe I am wearing that thing more than once. The fact that Kate has money out the yin-yang and she still recycles outfits is extremely cool.

England’s economy is not much better than ours – some reports say it’s far worse – so to have the “face” of the monarchy recycling outfits is really classy. You would never see a celebrity wear the same outfit twice in America. They parade their good fortune in front of the beaten masses as often as they can.

In doing research for this article I found out that the Queen also recycles outfits. She names all her dresses, her favorite being “Buttercup” (a simple yellow dress and hat). She does not wear the same dress with the same media present, but she will wear Buttercup in England and then in South Africa. She also is said to be very happy with Kate’s recycling, as she feels it’s the right thing to do in this economy. The whole royal family seems extremely humble and to genuinely care about their people.

On her 21st birthday, Queen Elizabeth made a speech where she said, “My whole life, be it long or short, will be in service to you.” How incredible to have the head of state actually think they work for the people. The press should stop commenting on the fact that the Princess wore the same dress twice in 11 days like it’s a travesty and see it as an extremely thoughtful act. There are more important things than new expensive dresses.



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However, beyond pretty intense envy from my position as the family’s black sheep, the accolades loaded on my sibs didn’t really impact me.  If anything, it was my sister who suffered a bit of reverse discrimination when teachers who’d had me in class saw her name and rolled their eyes, assuming they had another Katie on their hands (my brother went to private school, so I set the tone for the family name).

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Princess Kate, Cow?

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And no, that isn’t a fat joke.

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Yup, talk has turned from her wedding dress to her ovaries before she’s even been a wife for a week.

Fox News’s Dr. Manny Alvarez is just the latest to weigh in on a topic that seems to be on everyone’s mind. Already.

Looking at these two beautiful people, I have to recommend that they have a baby as soon as possible. Why? Well, beyond passing on those top-tier genes, the reality is that Kate is 29 and Will is 28, and this is the ideal time to have a baby – especially if they are planning on having more than one child.

While starting a family right away may seem like a daunting prospect for a newlywed couple – even a pair who has been dating for years, as Kate and Will have – here’s the medical lowdown on the matter:

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