Schwarzenegger’s Five Kids the Real Victims as Maria Shriver Files for Divorce

Photo of the Schwarzenegger Family in Happier Times
Well, Maria Shriver decided to file for divorce against her philandering husband.  After twenty-five years, four kids, and at least one proven affair on the part of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shriver evidently figured it had been enough.

From CNN:

Maria Shriver cited “irreconcilable differences” in a petition filed Friday to dissolve her 25-year marriage to former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The move comes more than a month after Schwarzenegger acknowledged that he fathered a child outside of his marriage.

The couple announced their separation on May 9, calling it a mutual decision made “after a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer.”

Honestly, I’m kind of surprised by this.  It’s a blanket assumption to state that all men cheat (just as, like some men claim, the same is true of women), but I’m pretty comfortable stating that, once someone has cheated, the odds are pretty good that they’ll cheat again.

When Schwarzenegger’s out-of-wedlock use of his Terminator became public knowledge, I was a bit taken aback that Shriver didn’t file for divorce immediately.  I know time is the healer of all wounds and so forth, but it seems to me that the timeline on this whole thing is a little strange.

I’d figured that she’d decided to let him squirm but that, ultimately, they’d stay together.

Of course, I was pretty shocked when I heard that Al (the crazed sex-poodle) and Tipper …

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Tweet-a-Weiner

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The jokes about a politician named Weiner Tweeting pics of his package all over cyberspace practically write themselves, and, yeah, it’s funny as hell.  The underlying issue of the Weiner fiasco is not so funny, however.

In fact, it brings up a debate that has become increasingly common as social networking has become a way of life—namely, does cybersex fall under the “cheating” umbrella or is it on par with, say, porn?

Perhaps the biggest (I’m sorry, the puns are just unavoidable here, so bare bear with me) argument in favor of Weiner’s actions going beyond jerking off to Playboy pictorials is exemplified by his initial …

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New Hooters Campaign Kind of a Clever Ploy

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Let me just say that Hooters is taking its cold war with fidelity to a whole ‘nother level!

Okay, there’s very little argument that the main reason to hit up Hooters involves wings.  If my male friends are any indication, getting a pic with a big-breasted Hooters girl is kind of a rite of passage.  Plus, their wings are mediocre at best.

But back to the point, which is that a New York City Hooters restaurant is bringing the fight home … and directly to the wedding bed.

From Midtown Lunch:

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Pastor Says Facebook is Evil, But Threesomes are Evidently Okay

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The thing with being a public figure, particularly an outspoken figure casting moral judgment on the masses, is that you have to keep your past in mind. I deplore hypocrisy, both in myself and in others, and it always makes me laugh when those who make holier-than-thou edicts are caught with their pants down.

New Jersey’s Reverend Cedric Miller, head of the Living Word Christian Fellowship Church in Neptune, referred to Facebook as a “portal to infidelity” and required his church leaders to delete their accounts last week, an action that garnered a great deal of attention.

Turns out, though, that Miller is kind of an expert on portals, infidelity, and …

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