In really weird news, David Beckham was recently interviewed in a tour stop in Italy. A female reporter, Elena Di Cioccio, is an anchor for the Italian version of The View and had her own agenda during question-and-answer time while Beckham visited the country.
After becoming all hot and bothered by Beckham’s steamy Armani underwear ads, the reporter began to question him on whether or not his pinups were photoshopped in order to present a bigger package than what was actually under the tree. When he responded coyly, the reporter took matters into her own hands and tried to take his member into her own hands, too.
Once David caught wind of what was trying to go down, he was pulled away from the crowd by his team and redirected back to his hotel. The reporter unabashedly yelled after him:
“David you have conned us all! … It’s all a trick!”
Now, whether or not she actually did get a handful, who knows. All I do know is that her retort, after being caught, is one of the best one-liners I’ve ever heard in my life. Thanks for the laugh, lady.