Cosmopolitan Magazine Attempts to Represent Real Readers and Get With the Times

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Last Thursday, Cosmopolitan magazine began to aggressively promote their new global advertising campaign by displaying it on a Times Square digital billboard for one day only. The campaign, which has been described as one that attempts to harness the power of social networks, features photos of actual readers with their friends, who feel that they embody Cosmo‘s mantra that they are a magazine for “fun, fearless females.” The November issue will have a spread on the campaign, and readers are encouraged to continue to participate online.

But this campaign is actually less about the power of social networks, and instead about the goal of a publication to reconnect to “real women.” The magazine originally centered around the everywoman, and has almost become a caricature of itself. Cosmopolitan’s tagline “fun, fearless female” is only about 15 years old, but the “Cosmo girl” is much older. The magazine was revamped by editor Helen Gurley Brown in 1965, who modeled it off of her bestselling self-help book, Sex and the Single Girl. As Helen Gurley Brown saw it, her magazine …

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Good Bush, Bad Bush: Is Body Hair Back in?

So, if you’ve read my ZL bio, you know that I go to Oberlin College. What you may or may not know is that Oberlin College is one of the most “liberal” Liberal Arts colleges in the country. Maybe everywhere, actually. Most people on campus are very politically active, socially conscious, and, well … hairy. And I don’t just mean on their faces. Throughout the course of my freshman year, I became more and more used to seeing girls with hairy legs and underarms and, well, as Cosmopolitan is putting it on the cover of their latest issue,  hairy va-jay-jays, up to the point where it stopped shocking to me in the slightest a long time ago.
Well, apparently we all should be getting comfortable with hairy va-jay-jays, because Cosmo has declared it to be the “in” sexy style for us ladies down there.

But can we really do that?

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The One in Which I Laugh Heartily at Women’s Magazines Rather Than Men’s Magazines

So, yeah, I know that we’ve spent copious amounts of time ripping men’s magazines and male-oriented websites about “knowing” the spiritual and emotional inner-workings of the all-encompassing female, but I came across an article in Cosmopolitan (the mother bitch of all bitchy rags disguised as a “womens’ lib” magazine) that I indubitably had to share. The article was titled “His Secret Sign Language,” (no, no, it’s not ig-pay atin-lay, you silly goose) and I was more embarrassed for the woman who had to write this article than I was for the men it was objectifying. Let me know what you think, and if I’m off-base here. [Ed. Note: I'm not.]

The “OK” sign

“When a guy is happy with how things are going, he’ll often make this sign of approval without realizing it. For example, he may rest his hand on the table this way if he feels a date is going well.”

In my experience, when a guy does this and you happen to allow it to catch his eye, he gets to punch you.  See in my younger years, this sign was known in a juvenile way as the “Asshole Sign.”  If someone made it and tried to conceal it out of your line of sight and you looked at it anyway, you got a punch.  But OK.

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Former Cosmopolitan Editor Admits Airbrushing Underweight Models to Make Them Look Healthier

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Recently, there has been a lot of attention paid to airbrushing in the past year. While for a long time not much thought was paid to the editing that was necessary to make magazine models look perfect, recently there has been much outrage about a process that usually makes women look thinner. From flareups over Demi Moore’s waist size to Kim Kardashian publicly releasing unretouched photos featuring her cellulite, there seemed to be a backlash against the ever-shrinking bodies featured on newsstands.

Indeed, when Glamour magazine featured photos of plus-sized model Lizzie Miller, there was nearly universal praise from female readers who felt incapable of living up to the weight standards set forth by the media. Now, after all of the hoopla about downsizing, former Cosmopolitan editor, Leah Hardy, admits that the magazine frequently did the opposite, purposely making underweight models look larger and healthier.

As many famous designers tend to only make their clothes to fit tiny, shapeless bodies, magazine editors feel under pressure to continue to select thin models so as not to lose these exclusive deals and be passed over by their competitors. The models, of course, also feel this pressure, as they believe they need to be small enough to fit into these clothes. This leads to many of these models showing up emaciated and unhealthy for photo shoots, as they have often been subsisting on diets of coffee and vodka, yet all parties feel they cannot cancel sessions, due to the availability of sought after photographers. The most egregious example of this “reverse retouching” is the placement of rail thin and sickly looking model Kamilla Wladyka on the cover of Healthy, a “natural health” magazine, having glowing skin and being significantly larger than she really is. Hardy expresses remorse for this and the unfair expectation it likely placed on their readers:

“Thanks to retouching, our readers – and those of Vogue, and Self, and Healthy magazine – never saw the horrible, hungry downside of skinny. That these underweight girls didn’t look glamorous in the flesh. Their skeletal bodies, dull, thinning hair, spots and dark circles under their eyes were magicked away by technology, leaving only the allure of coltish limbs and Bambi eyes.”

It is this quest to be like the models that has driven many young women (and increasingly young men) to eating disorders.  With magazines and designers continuously pushing the Kate Moss cocaine-chic look and skinny models continuing to make millions, it is no surprise that readers feel compelled to go to extreme lengths.

Hardy may be onto something, however, as it appears that many people, especially men, tend to prefer women a bit curvy, so it might sense for magazines to feature more Lizzie Millers than Kamilla Wladykas.

Let’s hope so, anyway.



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