
When Katie Holmes started dating Tom Cruise, I was really grossed out. Then when they became engaged and she had that Scientology girl following her around all the time, I was worried for Katie. Then she was pregnant and Cruise was performing his ultrasounds on her and I had to give up. It was awful—I couldn’t handle all the stress and anxiety that came with following their celebrity relationship. Not to mention, I really do not enjoy Scientology.
I love cults, and I’m fascinated by them. Jim Jones and The People’s Temple, David Koresh and The Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and The Family; I love them all, but Scientology just never did it for me. And before anyone says “Scientology is different,” let me just say, “Shut up.” No it’s not—it’s a crazy cult and they do bad things, and the only reason it’s even as popular today as it is is because L. Ron Hubbard was smart enough to get celebrity names and …

It’s wasn’t Charlie Sheen’s possibly deranged, potentially BS and certainly