Advertising Scandal: For the First Time Ever, Teenage Girls May Be Influenced to Lie About Their Breast Size

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I hope you all are sitting down (it would be a bit strange if you weren’t) — American Eagle is selling padded bras to teenagers. I know. I don’t have a daughter myself, but I made sure to lock up a bunch of teenage girls I found milling about, lest they get ideas.

As ABC news explains:

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American Eagle sells the Drew. It’s a push-up bra designed to boost more than just a young girl’s confidence – promising to add two cup sizes. American Eagle calls it the “Double Whoa” and it has some doing a double take because the bra is being marketed to girls as young as 15-years-old.

You see, the media has decided to act as though teenage girls haven’t been stuffing and padding their bras since the beginning of time, and that we ought to be concerned about Aerie’s “Drew” bra (named for the well-endowed Drew Barrymore, perhaps?) — following in the footsteps of Victoria Secret’s Miraculous bra, or La Senza’s double push-up, which promises to jump you up 2 full cup sizes — no toilet paper required. You know this already, of course, because Sarah Spangenberg already wrote up this story months ago, but this is a new controversy because from the ad, it’s clear they’re advertising to teenagers. Because of course they are. Because that’s who stuffs their bras.

17 Magazine’s Editor in Chief made this confusing statement:

“Girls want to look pretty, but they do not want that icky sexual attention. They just want to feel good in their clothes, they just want to feel pretty, and that’s what these bras are about.”

So… they do or don’t want the bra?

Because I can tell you, I have purchased a double push-up bra, and frankly — no offence to any well-endowed women — I hate the attention, even at 23. I’ve always wanted bigger breasts, but it’s disgusting how a bigger bustline somehow entitles men to make comments or behave in a way that they didn’t or wouldn’t to my usual C-cup self. But there’s another point — what about young women who are naturally large-chested? Aren’t we sending a message to those girls that they ought to be embarrassed about the size of their breasts and that their larger bust lines are over-sexualized naturally?

Controversy aside, it would be nice if, instead of offering to take women from a C to a Double-D, that they started offering bras for actual teenagers suffering with the pain of trying to find cute bras for real Double-D breasts, but that’s an issue for another time.

What’s your take? Is there anything shocking about this ad, or are they just appealing to the demographic most likely to buy this bra?

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‘…developed as an anatomically contoured accessory offering both health and beauty benefits. Made from a lightweight plastic with a slip-resistant outer coating, Kush is uniquely designed to fit between the breasts to maintain a more natural shape while resting on your side. No straps, no underwires, no constraints, no adhesives and no garments needed – the slip-resistant surface and contoured shape help keep Kush in place as a women rolls from one side to the other during sleep.’

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Guess Who’s Taking the Case of Debrahlee Lorenzana, the Woman “Too Hot” to Work?

The famed attorney-to-disgruntled non-celebrities, Gloria Allred. This should play out quite interestingly.

From the get-go, I thought that there was something way fishy about this story — the original interview with the Village Voice, the way the media began portraying her, and above all, the underlying allegations of self-serving, screw-the-system, plastic surgery-getting underhandedness.

Now, with Ms. Allred taking Lorenzana’s case, it’s clear that the former banker has something to hide. Or has nothing — absolutely nothing — to hide. In either case, it’s clear what Lorenzana’s aims are: achieve fame and notoriety, and hey … maybe break into show business or worse, the Playboy empire. She’s made it obvious time and time again that her outward appearance is certainly good enough, am I right?

Lorenzana, in perfect wannabe-celebrity fashion, released a statement as to her rationale behind choosing Allred — an attorney almost half-a-world away:

“I retained Gloria Allred because I wanted the best person to represent me. Ms. Allred has been practicing law for 35 years. She and her law firm have won many victories for women in employment discrimination cases. I am thankful that she has accepted my case and has agreed to represent me.”

This, unfortunately, isn’t Lorenzana’s first attempt at ill-secured fame: it was recently found that Lorenzana starred on a Discovery Health program regarding plastic surgery and claimed that she wanted to “star” in the production so she could look like “a little Playboy Playmate.” On the show, Debrahlee constantly claimed how much she loved plastic surgery, and how she’d already undergone a fair amount including a tummy tuck, breast augmentation and liposuction. Lorenzana also proclaimed that she, and I quote, wanted to be “tits on a stick.”

But yet, this is an upstanding woman, whose sole gripe is the way that men objectified her in an office setting, yeah?

Oh, Citibank. What have — or haven’t — you done? I guess we’ll find out, if Allred has anything to say about it. She probably costs an arm and a leg to hire, so make it worth it, Debrahlee. You’ll inevitably end up making some kind of convoluted history in one way or another.



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