Crazy Tattoo Chick Was Lying, Duh

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Hey, remember Kimberley Vlaeminck, that chick who said she accidentally got like 50 stars tattooed on her face because she fell asleep while her face was being tattooed? And so she was suing the tattoo artist? And then the whole Internet, in unison, was like “BUUUUUUULLSHIT!”? Because this girl has obviously been training at the Lindsay Lohan School of Covering Up the Dumb Shit You Do?

Well. She was lying. She admitted it — after a Belgian candid-camera show caught her saying that she was only uncertain about the tats on her nose. Apparently she lied when she saw how furious her father was about the half-face of tattoo.

It’s hard to track down actual details about exactly what this candid-camera show was and exactly what they caught her saying, since most of the news about this is in a language I don’t speak. If anyone has video links or further details, please post in the comments! I’m dying to see exactly what this television show captured!



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How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Pass Out While You’re Getting a Tattoo?

Pardon me for having absolutely no sympathy for this Belgian teenager who claims that a tattoo artist drew stars all over the side of her face after she only asked for three. How, you ask, could you possibly not notice this happening?

Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claims she fell asleep during the procedure.

“I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose … I counted 56 stars, it is frightening,” she said.

What does the tattoo artist have to say about this?

“She was awake and looked in the mirror several times as the procedure was being done,” said Mr Toumaniantz, who works at Tattoo Box in Kortrijk. He says his client only regretted the tattoos later. “She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,” Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted Mr Toumaniantz as saying.

Uh, I’m gonna go ahead and side with the tattoo artist on this one. How could anyone possibly fall asleep while they’re getting tattoo work done on their face? My guess? Homegirl was wasted. “When I felt no pain, I dozed off,” she says in this interview — during which her eyes dart all over the place. Ummm. Bullshit. Once she realized what she’d done, she blamed this guy, and she’s going so far as to take him to court? Cut it out and live with the consequences of your decision, girlie.



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