James Franco is hot. There’s no denying that…but he needs to shut up. I don’t care that he goes to college, I don’t care that he does a documentary about BDSM, I don’t care what he thinks about anything. I want him on a screen saying other people’s words…I certainly don’t want to hear how he turned down Lindsay Lohan because she “had issues”. Oh, wow—James Franco…you Prince…you God among men! Let us worship at your feet because you had the common decency not to use a girl for sex…you just used her to sound like a gentleman.
Franco visited Howard Stern and had a whole bunch to say about Lohan:
“You turned down sex with Lindsay Lohan, didn’t you?” Stern asked. “Back then when she was a lot hotter?
“Oh, gosh. Poor Lindsay,” Franco replied. “I haven’t talked to her in a while…We were friends. My house in LA was being redone, so I did this thing where I just stayed at the hotel, and she had been living there for a couple years,” Franco recalled.
Stern: “And you turned her down sexually?”
“I mean, I don’t want to brag about it,” Franco said. “I don’t know how that got out. She was having issues even then, so you feel weird,” he continued. “Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.”
You don’t want to brag about it? So you’ll spill the details of it? What a friend! We all know she’s a train wreck…you don’t get points for not using her.
Lohan wasn’t the only girl that Franco spilled gossip on. After he so gallantly didn’t brag about the very reasons why he turned her down he moved on to why people hate Anne Hathaway.
Stern asked why people seem to hate Hathaway and Franco’s gentleman response was, “I’m happy to revisit this, but you’re going to have to take the lead. She does not want me talking about this, but okay.”
Again, what a stand up dude! She doesn’t want you talking about this…so let’s talk about it!
“I’m not an expert on — I guess they’re called ‘Hatha-haters’ — but I think that’s what maybe triggers it,” he said.
“Are you still friendly with her?” Stern asked.
“We haven’t talked in a while.” I find this part interesting…this Hatha-hate is rather new…so they must’ve talked around the time she was in Les Miserable….because that’s when this backlash started…he also went on to say:
“Anne and I made up, by the way,” Franco interjected. “Let’s just get that on the record.”
Made up? Were they fighting? I did a quick Google search and found no articles stating that they were at odds. But Franco made it clear that after the Oscar Hosting Debacle Hathaway blamed him and threw a tantrum and refused to speak to him.
So, she’s your friend—you made up—she doesn’t want you talking about people hating her—so you not only talk about it you give them YET ANOTHER REASON TO DESPISE HER.
Franco…shut up. Just shut up. You are a piece of garbage and no amount of bad art you put out makes this kind of behavior okay. Just…go away!