Abercrombie Is Against Large People, Which We Already Know

Abercrombie and Fitch doesn’t carry the sixes XL and XXL in their clothing store. They do carry those sizes in men’s clothing so that buff male athletes will also wear the brand.

Large people do not appeal to A&F’s marketing scheme. The CEO has made multiple public statements on the topic, including “It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.”

We know. We noticed that all of the preppy, popular kids in high school had wardrobes full of Abercrombie and Fitch apparel.

This marketing scheme makes logical sense. The popular teens see other beautiful teens wearing the brand and want to fit in. They see the advertisements full of impossibly beautiful people. Every year, the company comes out with a catalogue that has to be purchased from the store, chock full of pictures of naked, stereotypically attractive, predominately white people. Only people who deem themselves in the league of the attractiveness of the models should be wearing the clothes, as far as the brand is concerned.

Those less “attractive” may aspire to be one of the popular kids. They also shell out the money and don the clothing, on the off chance that this will make them as attactive and as cool as those they wish they were friends with.

Finally, there are those with larger body types who simply will not be able to fit into the clothing brand. This makes CEO Mike Jeffries very happy. Without his clothes being unobtainable by the truly “unattractive”, then his clothes would not be as cool. The core customers are to be stereotypically hot, youthful people.

For all of these reasons, the brand is able to overprice clothing that is marketed to teens. Teenagers are generally not able to pay the same clothing prices that adults do. Instead, they shop at cheaper outlets like Forever 21 and H&M. With this cool-ness branding, teenagers are willing to pay whatever it takes to make it. Massive amounts of buyers fly from Asian countries to large A&F stores in order to fulfill their client’s wishes and provide this elusive, cool clothing.

Not to mention that aspiring to these ideals can create eating disorders.

Legally, the brand must hire sales people as “models”. This way, they must be attractive and cool, personifying everything that Mike Jeffries wants. Potentially less attractive employees work in the back of the store, in the stock room.

I think that is a brilliant marketing scheme. I also think that it is disgusting.

Another CEO quote for your viewing pleasure:

“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids. Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don’t alienate anybody, but you don’t excite anybody, either.”

Ugh. Makes sense, but no thank you. If purposeful discrimination is what it takes to be cool, then you get what you pay for.



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Dirty Mind, Clean Company: Pussy Energy Drinks?

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Jonnie Shearer loves Pussy. I say that because Shearer has an energy drink company called … well, Pussy. See what he did there? He was clever and took a shocking name that can be punny and named his company after it. Sound familiar? Well this is Virgin territory. Get it?! Richard Branson did the same thing in 1970 but was a bit classier about it. Go figure.

Apparently, Shearer was in college deciding what to do with his life and was admiring Branson when he “came up” with the name. Came up with the name—not the company. Just had a brain child of “I’m gonna get a company and call it pussy cause who doesn’t love pussy?”. I take that as; he saw what Branson did and decided he was going to do it too—but did it much worse.

Shearer saw that energy drinks were a huge market but, “The existing drinks tasted awful, and I couldn’t pronounce half their ingredients. Since people were becoming more interested in healthy eating, I decided to come up with a natural energy drink.” So he decided to make Pussy something you can ingest that’s healthy. Basically, Shearer made Pussy good for you.

The next step was getting investors. Through a friend Shearer met Holly Branson, daughter of Richard Branson, and got her to like Pussy, then she got her brother to like Pussy and they invested in the company. Now Pussy is providing something yummy and natural that boosts spirits for several companies to sell and Shearer has an estimated net worth of 16 million dollars.

I guess you could say Shearer’s Pussy is revolutionizing what we put in our mouths! Advertising has been a bit of a problem for the company, for some reason cities don’t like having Pussy on billboards over their freeways. But if according to the companies tagline it’s not their problem. Pussy: “The drink’s pure, it’s your mind that’s the problem.”

Yeah….that’s it, it’s our minds that are the problem.



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Eat Less Chicken

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Has everyone heard about what’s going on with Chick-fil-A lately? I mean, most of you probably have, but I’ll fill you in in the off-chance you haven’t.

A lot of people have known for years that the fast food chain, Chick-fil-A, is very publicly a Christian franchise. And by this I mean that this is a part of their identity up to the very top (as opposed to a manager at a single store posting the Ten Commandments on a wall of the restaurant, which I once saw at a different chain). They are not open on Sundays. And they’ve given money to organizations that campaign against marriage equality.

(On a side note, have you guys seen the music video, by drag queens and to the tune of Wilson Phillips’ Hold On (For One More Day)? It’s Chow Down At Chick-fil-A, and while it can be a little crass at times, and probably not safe for work, it’s worth a watch. Suffice it to say that, despite the lyrics, it is not an actual endorsement.)

On June 16th, Chick-fil-A’s COO, Dan Cathy, said in an interview that he and Chick-fil-A are “guilty as charged” when it comes to opposing same-sex marriage and giving money to organizations that share that view. This is based upon their Christian beliefs.

I get that. A lot of liberal Christians do not agree that Christians should oppose the legal recognition of same-sex marriage. Some conservative Christians feel the same way. Many others, like me, are not Christians and support marriage equality. This was, however, news to a lot of people. Some (I have learned that Chick-fil-A is a Southern restaurant chain, so I apologize to those of you elsewhere who are unfamiliar with the franchise) had viewed Chick-fil-A as a healthier alternative to some other fast food options (despite the fact that it’s still fried chicken). I think that many people were unpleasantly surprised that some of the profits from their…

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The ‘Axe Strip Toilette’ is Pretty Repulsive – Even for a Toilet

Got to love viral advertising, especially sexist viral advertising that demeans women, the “sanctity” of monogamous relationships, and the avoidance of STDs all rolled up in one tight little package. Here’s what an Argentinian Axe commercial had to say to its consumers (which are probably all women buying little pick-me-ups at drugstores for their male significant others):

Last September 24th, it was Boyfriend’s Day.
What does Axe have to say to boyfriends?
Hey, dude. There’s nothing to celebrate.
We know you want to be with all of them, except with the one you’re with.
That’s why we set up some secret installation in the men’s room and gave them 5 minutes of singledom.
Welcome to the Axe Strip Toilette.
This is just a way of reminding guys that they are “castrating themselves” by limiting the power of the Axe effect to just one girl.

[Couple at the end of the clip]
Girl: What took you so long?
Guy: The restroom was a mess.
Girl: Oh, sorry to hear that.

So the lesson learned here, folks, is that your man is actually pretty bored with you and has nothing better to do than sit and look at your face day after day after day and it’s because he’s doing you a favor, you lucky bitch, you. Got that? No, but seriously, the thing that got me the most about this dumb ad was not that there were (gasp!) strippers hanging out in the loo, it was that one line of “We know you want to be with all of them, except with the one you’re with.” That pretty much put the icing on the cake.

Now if men only knew what we women were actually thinking when we went to the bathrooms and there were huffing, puffing, pole-grinding male strippers in there, giving us fashion advice and a shoulder to cry on, right? Boo hoo.



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