So, yeah, I know that we’ve spent copious amounts of time ripping men’s magazines and male-oriented websites about “knowing” the spiritual and emotional inner-workings of the all-encompassing female, but I came across an article in Cosmopolitan (the mother bitch of all bitchy rags disguised as a “womens’ lib” magazine) that I indubitably had to share. The article was titled “His Secret Sign Language,” (no, no, it’s not ig-pay atin-lay, you silly goose) and I was more embarrassed for the woman who had to write this article than I was for the men it was objectifying. Let me know what you think, and if I’m off-base here. [Ed. Note: I'm not.]
The “OK” sign
“When a guy is happy with how things are going, he’ll often make this sign of approval without realizing it. For example, he may rest his hand on the table this way if he feels a date is going well.”
In my experience, when a guy does this and you happen to allow it to catch his eye, he gets to punch you. See in my younger years, this sign was known in a juvenile way as the “Asshole Sign.” If someone made it and tried to conceal it out of your line of sight and you looked at it anyway, you got a punch. But OK.
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