Zelda Lily Zingers: The Best of the Week’s Comments

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Jess on Zelda Lily Zingers: The Best of the Week’s Comments
“Cut the list by 1/3 and leave anything by Joey… :p”

Ayla on CarLashes: Just When You Thought Your Decked-Out Car Wasn’t Obnoxious Enough
“I have a second degree black belt and play videogames and paintball and am working on a degree in neurobiology.”

Naomi on Women’s Magazine Evidently Endorses Douching to Get a Raise
“If someone can smell your vagina from across a desk, you need a gynecologist, not a drugstore douche.

Manda on Men’s Health Wants to Teach Guys the Fine Art of the “Bedroom Burrito”
“It’s creepy when a guy who hasn’t met your parents is offering to shave your legs.”

Eurogirl on STIs Are On the Rise (But We Can Do Something About It!)
“Just because there is a tingle between their legs does not mean they should spread them.”

Woza on Porn: Personal Preference or Social Problem?
“Is [porn] anymore dangerous that say coal mining, or mine sweeping?”

Gigi on Stories From the Ivy Halls: College Students Stop Their Female Friends From Having Drunken Hook-Ups
“The first time I drank absinthe (coincidentally the last time I drank absinthe) I made out with my friend’s friend’s brother, and then my gay friend’s bisexual identical twin brother.”

Joey on Canadian Prison Guards Suspended for Watching Drunk Female Prisoners have Sex
“Canadians say fook.”

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Immigration Scuffle: Jan Brewer vs. Hillary Clinton

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Jan Brewer, Governor of Arizona and vehement immigration opponent, has taken on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in a recent report sent to the United Nations’ Human Rights Commissioner by the State Department.  Apparently, Brewer is steamed at the move toward “internationalism” and is trying to protect her state from charges of racial profiling, a thinly veiled accusation included in the report.

Brewer was pretty adamant in her, uh, request that Arizona’s immigration law pretty much requiring police to check the immigration status of anyone they encounter “enforcing other laws” be removed.

The federal government, however, views its legal challenge to the law as a prime example of how it’s addressing possible human rights violations.

From Yahoo News:

In a letter to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Brewer says it is “downright offensive” that a state law would be included in the report, which was drafted as part of a UN review of human rights in all member nations every four years.

“The idea of our own American government submitting the duly enacted laws of a state of the United States to ‘review’ by the United Nations is internationalism run amok and unconstitutional,” Brewer wrote.

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Spoof of Belle Really Funny … But Brings up Some Serious Points

So a recent YouTube craze involves “Advice From a Cartoon Princess,” which takes themes from “princess” films and plays them up in a way that makes the movies themselves—and the heroines portrayed therein—utterly ridiculous.

A few months ago, we ran a piece on the arguably misogynistic message sent by Disney princesses, which are not exactly empowering to women. Through the wonders of YouTube, this is being brought to the next level.

I should probably start out here by saying that Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie. First, Belle has brown hair, not the more traditional blonde or raven locks usually idealized by the stereotypical damsel in distress. Also, she’s a bookworm—totally love Belle.

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Father of Adolescent Girl Puts His Foot Down … But Did He Go Too Far?

In this day and age of limited consequences and wishy-washy at best enforcement of rules (and unfortunately parents who actually don’t enjoy spending time with their children), a lot of kids have the run of their family. When his …

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