Robin Thicke Doesn’t Know Where The Line For Rape Is…It’s Too Blurry

I recently ranted about “The Whisper Song” by the Ying-Yang Twins and now it’s time for another “I hate this song” rant. Robin Thicke, who is Alan Thicke’s son, has the most rapey song of 2013 (so far). Let’s look at the lyrics!

First Verse:
If you can’t hear what I’m trying to say
If you can’t read from the same page
Maybe I’m going deaf,
Maybe I’m going blind
Maybe I’m out of my mind
[Pharell:] Everybody get up

Okay…okay…I’m with you so far….

[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
But you’re an animal, baby, it’s in your nature
Just let me liberate you

Easy there big cat…you’re going to liberate me?

Hey, hey, hey
You don’t need no papers
Hey, hey, hey
That man is not your maker

Papers? Papers like I’m a dog? Like I’m a bitch? Your bitch?

[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
And that’s why I’m gon’ take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

I’m sorry…what?

You’re a good girl
Can’t let it get past me

Wait, let what get past you?

You’re far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you’re a good girl

Blurred lines? What blurred lines? You know I want it? WHAT IS SO BLURRY MR. THICKE?

The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
[Pharell:] Everybody get up

Oh, I see….you know I want to f*ck and therefore…we’re going to…because you know this?

[Verse 2: Robin Thicke]
What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place
I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey

So, my jeans are asking for it?

Okay, I’m gonna stop here because this is rapey. You are discussing rape. “I know you want it” “blurred lines” “them jeans on” shut up. But Thicke doesn’t stop here. The video for “Blurred Lines” features men in full suits and women naked dancing around them. Yup. Naked. Then Robin Thicke decides to blow smoke in some pretty blonde’s face…cause why not?

All I can say is—F*CK YOU Robin Thicke. Who do you think you are? First of all, you stole this beat and sound and little “whoo” noise from Michael Jackson and I hate you for that. Second, if you didn’t’ have a famous dad and money you couldn’t get the time of day from those girls. Go away Robin, go far far away.

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One thought on “Robin Thicke Doesn’t Know Where The Line For Rape Is…It’s Too Blurry

  1. I’m not a fan of the song (it sounds too much like something that should accompany one of those annoying group line dances that always happen at weddings), but I hadn’t totally listened to the lyrics until you posted them (aside from the part about “papers” which made me wonder if he was referring to citizenship). You’re right, it’s kind of rapey! Now I have a whole new reason to not listen to it! (Did I need one?)

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