Zelda Lily Zingers: The Week’s Best Comments

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Joey on Zelda Lily Zingers: The Best Comments of the Last Two Weeks
“I’m on a feminist web site praising plural marriage! Sarah is probably eating Rolaids by the handfull.”

Vchilds on Levi’s New Ex-Girlfriend Jeans“When I saw the title of this post I’m thinking, Bristol Palin’s ex boyfriend is designing jeans?”

Joey on Chad Evans, Convicted of Murdering Toddler in 2000, is Looking For Sympathy
“I hope all three of these rectal cheese fuck heads live in total guilt.”

Jeneria on Despite What Gisele Bundchen Says, Sunscreen is Key
“They say it’s like ingesting arsenic, but I gave up eating that years ago so I figure I’m okay.“

Shannon on 4-Year-Old Girl a Young Heroine
“When I first read the headline for this post I thought it said “4-Year Old Girl on Heroine” and was ready to be outraged.”

Vchilds on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“Any child being told that he/she ruined her parent’s life is bound to have some issues.”

Blurry on Despite What Gisele Bundchen Says, Sunscreen is Key
“Scotsman don’t do sloppy seconds.  And if they did, that’s what douches are for, right?”

Erin on The Marital Rating Scale“Never compare a significant other to a parent. Ever.”

Evilbeetdouche on Levi’s New Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
“Jame Gumbwear.”

Kai on Despite What Gisele Bundchen Says, Sunscreen is Key
“Life causes cancer.”

Jess on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“I wasn’t going to pray for her, just her future babies :D”

Evilbeetdouche on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams
“Bullshit generally rolls, splatters or slides depending on its consistency and the geometry of the landing site.”

Joey on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams“Lets not forget whether its a feedlot bull,or free range.”

Evilbeetdouche on 4-Year-Old Girl a Young Heroine
“God, get your head out of your navel.”

Blurry on Despite What Gisele Bundchen Says, Sunscreen is Key
“She’s a model, not a Nobel Prize candidate.”

Ray on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams“The irony of us having this friendly banter and discussion while passively sitting in front of a PC is not lost upon me so I’d best go for a run.”

Erin on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“I don’t know exactly when I would tag a fetus as “child,” but definitely somewhere after it’s larger and more biologically active than a gob of my snot.”

Kai on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams“If they’re short, same deal unless they want to be a jockey.”

Evilbeetdouche on Miss San Antonio Loses Crown for Packing on the pounds
“Dog shit is the national food of the chinless hoard.”

Joey on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams“I never knew that beets were so thin skinned.”

Gigi on Did Your Home State Make the “Deadliest Eating Habits” List?
“I saw her belly and immediately thought ‘Doughnut.’”

Erin on Miss San Antonio Loses Crown for Packing on the pounds“Someone’s got a taco shoved up its ass.”

Jeneria on Did Your Home State Make the “Deadliest Eating Habits” List?
“I’m surprised Wisconsin isn’t in the top 10. These people are serious about bacon, cheese, beer, and brats.”

Jess on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“If you find out where one can buy a new innate gut instinct to morally guide people, let me know, there are a few people here I’m putting on my Christmas list…”

Alzaetia on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“I don’t know that anybody is actually better off not having existed.”

Hope on Did Your Home State Make the “Deadliest Eating Habits” List?
“White rice is served with everything! Rice with your eggs at breakfast, rice with Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner, rice with chili, rice with SPAGHETTI for Pete’s sake.”

Kai on UC Berkeley Gets Involved in Title IX Controversy Over Cut Teams“If sports scholarships were no longer given out to people with great physical skill and little mental skill, there would be a lot more money for need-based academic grants…”

Evilbeetdouche on Did Your Home State Make the “Deadliest Eating Habits” List?
“I wonder if she can run her tongue into a nostril like old Flossy could?”

Erin on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“I know I didn’t ruin my mom’s life because she planned me, seems to like me and had 2 more kids after me.”

Janie on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“It’s too late for your children with a mother like you.”

Joey on Zelda Lily Zingers: The Best Comments of the Last Two Weeks
“I’ve got a Macbook pro,and I can’t figure out how to put a photo in my avatar.”

Alzaetia on Chad Evans, Convicted of Murdering Toddler in 2000, is Looking For Sympathy
“There will be no “honking” to alert Blurry to your presence.  She is a lady, not a goose.”

Copa on Pharmaceutical Abortions, and Why I Am Against Them
“I don’t have the same baggage of 3 other wives and a donkey… tempting yes?”

Alzaetia on Chad Evans, Convicted of Murdering Toddler in 2000, is Looking For Sympathy
“That’s unacceptable behaviour (see, I can spell Canadian too!) for a parent.”

Evilbeetdouche on Chad Evans, Convicted of Murdering Toddler in 2000, is Looking For Sympathy
“It’s disgusting how you people can turn a story about a dead kid into some kind of hipster cocktail party narrative.”



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