According to Hasbro’s Rose Petal Kitchen commercial, a little girl’s dreams will come true by doing laundry, baking cupcakes, tending to her baby, and decorating her home. Clearly all little girls aspire to be housewives.
Bratz sexy school girl doll – because all six year old girls should have their very …
… own sexy, scantily-clad plaything to emulate when they go to school.
Mattel has an entire line of Barbie dolls called “I Can Be.” The dolls vary from a baker with her child apprentice, a ballroom dancer, a slutty-looking rocker, a racecar driver in tight pants, a sexy vet in a short dress holding a kitten, but most importantly, a bride. That’s right little girls, you can be a bride. Who needs the pesky dream of becoming a CEO, lawyer, doctor, journalist, or what have you when you can be a bride?
If you thought Disney was over the top with their marketing of everything princess-related for little girls, then check out this handy dandy toy set. Now your little girl can be a princess and a maid at the very same time. Forget about the Rose Petal Kitchen, a princess chore caddy is the stuff of real dreams! SPECTACULUAR!
This isn’t really offensive. It’s just plain gross. This Baby Alive doll can eat food and poop it right out. Now little people can change the diapers of mechanical dolls. I can’t imagine anything else being more fun than changing pretend shitty diapers. Aside from changing real shitty diapers, that is. Apart from this pooping doll there is also a mechanical puppy being sold this year that eats and also defecates.
These are, by far, some of the most bizarre gifts I’ve run across.
What about you guys, see anything crazy lately?