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The use of weapons in police-ridden situations is pretty common place.
The use of sex toys as weapons? Not so much.
Apparently, though, it does happen! In what news outlets are calling a “bizarre” incident, a 56-year-old woman attempted …
… to attack a police officer with none other than a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device.” It’s funny to see a dildo described in ‘official’ terms, isn’t it? [Ed. Note: I'm more concerned that dildos in particular are considered 'feminine,' when men use 'em, too.]
The incident occurred a few days ago, when the woman tried to ditch paying her bill at a restaurant. When a cop approached her, she said that she didn’t have any money with her. But! She had money at home.
So the cop escorts her home (I feel like I’m telling a long-winded joke here), and she’s all “I have my money in my dresser drawer!”
And what, pray tell you, does she take out of the drawer instead and approach the officer with in a “threatening manner?”
A LARGE DILDO.
Clearly, there are underlying problems here that led this woman to act in these erratic ways, but you’ve gotta give her props for being resourceful when feeling backed into a corner. And on another note, I can’t help but wonder how long she was planning on using her sex toy to attack this police officer. Was it the second he approached her? When she told him that her money was at home? Or not until she got to her bedroom and realized that her dildo was clear, rigid, and ready for attack?! I’m kind of hoping that maybe she had planned the entire thing out – in detail – right from the beginning. The restaurant dine and dash was only the catalyst.
Either way, what the hell?
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