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Although we’ve already written several posts about Anna Chapman, the Russian spy deported from the United States back in July, she just doesn’t stop with the ridiculousness. She is going to pose in lingerie, as usual, but this time she’s going to be waving a revolver around. Yes, the sexy spy is going to be playing up her Bond girl image (she already dresses up as one for an iPhone poker app. Seriously, she’ll even friend you on Facebook!) in the pages of Russian Maxim. Now we already know she’s hot, but apparently in Russia, she’s the biggest thing since Stalin:
““Anna has done more to excite patriotism in Russians than our football team and the Bulava missile put together.”
Never mind that their soccer team is terrible and this missile project has been a dud, Miss KGB is here to save the day!
While this is all very over the top and stupid, it is, as I have said before, quite exciting to watch. I mean, how often do you get to see people acting like the worst parody ever and having so many people take them quite seriously. Although Chapman and many Russians know this is kind of a joke, some of them seem to be all too proud of their Cold War-esque buxom beauty for me to believe they don’t understand she is just a blatant careerist; the president even gave this woman a medal for God’s sake! She’s even making bank as an investment banker and apparently was spotted last week at a spaceship launch site in Kazakhstan, where she is supposedly working as a consultant. Indeed, while these sexy spy story lines are getting a tad old and are slightly sexist, the fact this woman is getting far more than her fifteen minutes is pretty hilarious. Since this was on the front page of a major news outlet, you’d think the media was a joke! Oh wait, it is.
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In a country that is even more enamored with sex, money and patriotism than our own country, I think it only makes sense for her to take advantage of all that is on her plate at this juncture.
Psst…That isn’t a revolver.
Yes, in that picture it is clearly not a revolver. However, that picture was not chosen by me and I did not see it before the post was published. The revolver I was referring to was referenced in the original CNN article that the post is based on.
Jizzle speaks the truth…
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Also, I’m really having trouble believing this woman was anything other than delusional, let alone a spy.
She’s the Heidi Montag of Russia
Tom, you’re friends with her on Facebook, aren’t you?
Obvious photoshop is obvious.
Dude, you thought that was a revolver? You have been hanging around chicks to long. Also, those dead doll-like eyes are creepy as hell. And while I am on the subject did they (crudely) Photoshop her waist thinner?
I know damn well what a revolver looks like. I didn’t pick that photo. Read the original article, then you’ll know what I’m talking about.
Excuse me but I believe it was a chick who pointed out it was not a revolver, gender has nothing to do with gun ignorance.
You don’t get to pick your own photos? why not?
@Tom, I could not find the picture of her with a revolver, perhaps you mean the picture of her with a semi-automatic with the large round trigger guard, on the poker app? A revolver has the little drum full of bullets in front of the firing pin. It revolves, hense the term “revolver’. But that is neither here nor there, I like the fact that you are putting on the big boy pants. It looks good on you.
Wow!!! Boringwhatthefuck knows all sorts of cool handgun lingo,can’t imagine why women find you a bore!
Hey now, hey now, guns are fun. Although whether or not she’s holding a revolver or a semi automatic is really not relevant in the slightest.
No, we’re still in the ice age. Most of the midwest is still under a mile thick ice sheet.