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Well, I guess it doesn’t take much more than reading the title of this Uncoached.com article to surmise that it’s going to be an offensive read. But I have to say, the opening paragraph was a little bit more than even I hoped for:
“When you think about it Politics is already a dirty enough business. There are scandals upon scandals and the last thing we need are hot politicians who can run the show. Luckily in this country they are all men. I mean Sarah Palin is pretty cute but not enough that she was able to win it for her man McCain.
However, I have to admit that if any of these ladies were on any U.S. tickets something tells me plenty of votes would go their way. They know how to do it in Europe.
Check out these 15 hot female politicians….
*notice that zero are from the USA”
Now, let’s take a moment to take this all in, and see what we’ve learned.
1) Attractive people are more likely to be involved in scandals. Probably due to their lower moral standards, as is so intrinsically linked to appearance.
2) If you need to learn about politics, all you have to do is visit CNN.com! Thank goodness all of those people who were confused as to what politics were. They can now find resolution in the internet.
3) There are no female politicians in the US. Anyone you might have defined as a female politician, is likely some sort of robot, and not a real woman. Just to keep your aspirations within grip, please do not attempt to enter politics if you are a flesh and blood female. Female robots only. Sarah Palin= robot. Christine O’Donnell= crazy robot.
4) Sarah Palin was only involved in the McCain campaign as a sexy cheerleader, but she failed. Some sort of robot malfunction I guess.
5) Canada is a part of Europe. Now you know.
So now that we have the intro out of the way, we can look at some pictures. No need for explanations as to what these women/robots actually do for a living- we’re just here to look, not talk.
Maria Carfagna is a former showgirl and topless dancer. She also has a law degree and was recently appointed Minister for Equal Opportunity, but that is less interesting. Topless photos can be found online.
Ruby Dhalla has been the MP for my hometown, Brampton Ontario (in Europe, as we learned above) and has been since 2004. She was recently in the middle of a scandal involving allegations of poor treatment from her housekeeper, but we can look past that and into her cleavage.
Anna-Maria Galojan is the president of the Estonian Association of the European Movement, and a member Estonian Reform Party. But don’t bother Googling that- you will only find photos of her photo shoot for Playboy.
Yulia Tymoshenko ran for president this year in the Ukraine, and within the very controversial Bush vs. Gore-ish election, she finished with 45.47% of the vote. In this picture she is riding a motorcycle, which is very suggestive to the male mind. They move fast, which can relate to the colloquialism “a fast woman”, meaning she will have sex with you without any real effort on your behalf.
So thank you Uncoached.com. I had always wondered about the nature of women in politics, and now I feel like I know al I need to know.
I’ll sleep much easier tonight, dreaming silly dreams of being a female robot cheerleader for some knowledgeable and un-scandalized man.
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The website seems to be mostly OMG BOOBS! BOOBS EVERYWHERE!!1! TITTIES! so I’m not going to give them much credit for intellectual activity.
That is the worst picture of her I’ve ever seen,I hope its part of some parody. That article also didn’t mention the queen of Jordan,she’ll take your breath away and is very smart!
Online photos of Rania Al Abdullah don’t show enough cleavage, so no one is really all that interested.
Many if there were photos of her riding a tiger or something….
You need to relax.
The fact is, there are not many attractive women in US politics. Uncoached (and other sites like it) are geared towards jocks, and he does a surprisingly good job of staying on the respectable side.
Stop acting like such a f’ing victim.