Blogger Cassy Fiano has your number, radical feminists. She knows you for what you are — baby killers who hate men and America, too.
Did you all know that you’re the luckiest women in the world? Because you are. But you’re ungrateful. And why? Because of evil fascist feminists who try to convince you that you need abortions on demand. They convince you that you’re subject to an “invisible patriarchy” and that we really don’t need men to function. Madness, I say! And fascist feminists won’t rest until we’re all murderous sluts!
Let’s go down Fiano’s list, shall we?
8. Encouraging Promiscuity
Once upon a time, men had to earn sex with a woman.
I assume Cassy has never seen Mad Men. Or read a book. This magical, wonderful time when all men were gentlemen and all women ladies were ladies never existed. Sorry.
Cassy essentially argues that the ready availability of contraceptives has made women loose and that fascist feminists believe promiscuity equals empowerment. Cassy believes feminists argue that abstinence and purity was for your grandparent’s generation and now it’s unhip. Yes, because abstinence-only education has worked so well.
7. Sanctioning Victimhood
Feminists are constantly trying to tell women that they are victims of the patriarchy:
If a woman loses to a man in an election, it’s because she’s a girl. If a woman doesn’t get a promotion, it’s the patriarchy trying to keep her down. If a man winks at a woman on the street, he’s just trying to keep her in her place. If a woman gets accidentally pregnant, her life is forever ruined and her only option is to get an abortion.
In fact — wait for it — it’s the feminists that are keeping women down! It’s natural for a man to look at a woman’s boobs, silly!
Now I agree with her — to a point. Constantly wallowing in victim-hood isn’t good for anyone and it doesn’t get anything accomplished. But there’s a difference between crying the blues for nothing and pointing out genuinely sexist behaviors. It may be natural for a man to want to look at a woman’s breasts, but it’s still unprofessional in, say, a work setting.
6. Dabbling In Misandry
Fascist feminists hate men because …
… we want to pretend that they oppress us with their make-believe patriarchy. And it’s an outrage! Because men love (most) women and just want what’s best for (most of) them:
Ask any American man who has a daughter, a sister, or a wife what he wants for American women, and most of them will say that they want girls to be able to get an education and be whatever they want to be. In this last presidential election, Hillary Clinton came extremely close to winning the Democratic nomination for president — that alone shows how far we have come. But fascist feminists ignore that, because they have an anti-male agenda to push.
5. Destroying Chivalry
This one gets me every time. I would never get angry with a man for pulling out my chair or opening a door for me. While I’m sure that there are women who are opposed to these actions, for the most part I would think that women have no problem with those two types of harmless actions. Maybe I’m wrong. But I do find it funny that there is zero suggestion that perhaps men have just gotten a little lazy. Nevertheless, Fiano argues that the real reason that men very rarely perform these small acts of chivalry is because feminists have ruined men and their natural instincts with allegations of sexism:
Chivalry has been dubbed sexist. There’s an attitude from women that they don’t need a man. Women act as if chivalrous actions are somehow disrespectful.
4. Attacking Motherhood
Normal women want to be mommies. You know who hates motherhood? Feminists.
Which is weird, because I’ve always wanted kids. But there you go. Secretly? I don’t want kids. I never knew.
3. Requiring A Feminist Litmus Test
We’re so crazy! We actually want women who claim to be feminists to act like it. And yet, no matter how hard Sarah Palin tries to say she’s a feminist, it’s the darndest thing — we radical leftist feminazis just won’t believe her without some kind of proof!
2. Promoting Lies and Manipulation
Feminists want abortions all the time! Abortions for every woman! Abortions in the street! Abortions in the army! Abortions in your schools! Abortions in your playgrounds! Abortions over lunch! If you so much as mention mandatory pre-abortion ultrasounds to a feminist, she’ll probably go crazy with rage. Because to a feminist, every abortion is like a small party. We just can’t get enough of them even though we know the truth:
One mother interviewed by the New York Times about seeing an ultrasound before her abortion said that women “almost have to think of it as an alien” in order to keep the images from haunting them. Of course the images haunt women — it’s an image of their unborn child that they’re about to kill! Seeing that image will convince many women not to have the abortion. And this is why the pro-abortion feminists are so vehemently against making women see an ultrasound first. They claim to be pro-choice, but how can anyone be pro-choice if they can’t make an informed choice?
1. Glorifying Abortion
You guessed it — more abortion.