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Helen Smith on Kathryn Jean Lopez Makes Sarah Palin Look Moderate
“I started off my internet search for bananas mainly because I wanted to locate a excellent recipe for banana pie. Some how I came across your website.” [Editor's Note: LOL!!]
HM on Anna Fermanova is a Sexy Model With Large Breasts, Also May Be a Russian Spy
“Furthermore lets remember that this is the Post, head over to the NY Times and you’ll find almost no mention of this case much less a front page article on it with a half page photo of Fermanova in a bikini.”
Mr. Carlos on Palestinian Muslim Guilty of “Rape by Deception” after Lying to Jewish Woman in order to have Sex with her
“So…if I go out to a nightclub and I pretend that I am a medical doctor, and some gold-digger throws herself at me, and THEN we have CONSENSUAL sex in the alleyway, only for her to later discover that I am a Taco Bell assistant manager, I should be prosecuted for RAPE BY DECEPTION?”
Alzaetia on God Hates Nerds: Comic Con vs. Westboro Baptist Church
“Let’s organize a ZL road trip to their home church!”
The Wicked 7 on Animal and Alcohol-Free Cosmetics Launched in UK to Meet Demand for Halal Make-Up
“Because as far as I can tell, this has come from a book by a man who condones torture, and believes that the current president is in cahoots with Islamic extremists.”
say wha? on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Older Women become Lesbians Because Men Don’t Like Them
“The sad news is that some women still suppress their sexuality. The good news? Middle age can be a blast, and a revelation.”
boringusername on Why Are People So Afraid to Intervene in a Domestic Violence Situation?
“I am not the type of idot to fall all over myself apologizing for my opinions because you spout a sob story.”
DeAnna on God Hates Nerds: Comic Con vs. Westboro Baptist Church
“Not all Kansans are gay-hatin’, funeral-protestin’, bible-thumping nut jobs.”
Liz on Animal and Alcohol-Free Cosmetics Launched in UK to Meet Demand for Halal Make-Up
“Better to remain silent and have people think you might be a fool, rather than open your mouth and have it be confirmed beyond a doubt.”
boringusername on Ted Bundy Blamed Pornography for the Murders he Committed … Was he Right?
“Personally I like the pro-abortion zelots better, they are just as crazy but tend to liberals which means they are more likley to show their boobs to try and prove their point.”
Gigi on Why Are People So Afraid to Intervene in a Domestic Violence Situation?
“Perhaps we could have a night of soul shredding insults with a side of you pulling out chunks of my hair, breaking one of my eye sockets, bruising my ribs, and crushing one of my hands because my cousin sent me a text or because I said something with the wrong attitude. I promise to make the best sammiches ever.”
Kai on Are Modern Housewives Becoming Extinct or Just Oppressed?
“As someone who doesn’t even want kids, I would find the idea of staying home and raising children to be horrible. but I recognise that others are different.”
Anonymouse on Push-Up Bras That Increase Bust Size Up to Two Cups: Uh … Why?
“If you feel pressured to wear them ’cause everyone’s wearing them, either follow suit or be different.”
Kai on The One in Which I Laugh Heartily at Women’s Magazines Rather Than Men’s Magazines
“And unicorns dancing around rainbows. :D”
boringusername on Lilith Fair Sees Lagging Ticket Sales – Is a Modern Lilith Fair Unnecessary?
“Other than my ‘companion’ trying to get me high and wrestle me out of my pants in her car on the way home, it was great time (still have the t-shirt!).”
Alzaetia on Obese Women Given Warnings About Pregnancy
“I just wanna rub their faces in my stretch-marked belly and yell,’Bitch, this shit doesn’t just fall off!’”
Court on The Bible and Feminism: Does Not Play Well Together
“I think her research had ended at Wikipedia.”
boringusername on Palestinian Muslim Guilty of “Rape by Deception” after Lying to Jewish Woman in order to have Sex with her
“After a given sexual act a woman has the right to review your exceptability as a mate every six months for up to 3 years. Should your MRR (Male Worth Rating) fall more than 2.6 points for any two concecutive rating periods you will recive a rating of (Chump).”
Nicole Lehner Shein on “Reasons to Get Involved with a Crazy Woman” Makes Me Crazy
“I also think it’s hysterical that someone actually took the time to refute it, point-by-point, as though it was meant to be serious at all. Sheesh. Also because I got paid for it.”
sla on Angelina Jolie Another Woman Making Strides in a Male-Dominated Field
“find me an action movie were lead men arent sexualized either.”
Zeeli-Beth on Angelina Jolie Cast to Play Cleopatra – But Should the Role Have Gone to a Black Woman?
“Congrats to using a dictionary to help you along in this process…I applaud your efforts.”
Meli A on Does a Woman’s Beauty Peak at Age 31?
“Here is my question: why would ANYONE in their right mind listen to a study from QVC? Seriously…”
Aimee on Menstrual “Evolution”: The New, Improved, Green Diva Cup
“I spent about 60.00 in five years on period supplies as opposed to 10.00+/month for a total of around 600.00!”
Mireee on Animal and Alcohol-Free Cosmetics Launched in UK to Meet Demand for Halal Make-Up
“Reading some comments is like reading a haiku, reaaaaally need to fix them.”
Alzaetia on Palestinian Muslim Guilty of “Rape by Deception” after Lying to Jewish Woman in order to have Sex with her
“I’d argue that the guy who’s going to go to jail for lying about his religion is the victim.”
Kristine on The Bible and Feminism: Does Not Play Well Together
“I like how she keeps saying that children have to be raised by a mother and a father, but fails to mention the extremely high divorce rate in the Bible Belt.”
Erin on New Vaginal Gel a Possible Breakthrough in Slowing AIDS Epidemic
“Um.. if it gives you mild diarrhea… would it double as a weight loss gel? Because that’s marketable.”
Pufinstuf on Menstrual Art Makes Toilet Sculptures Look Classy
“There are things we throw away or put down drains. And there are reasons for that.”
Shannon on Palestinian Muslim Guilty of “Rape by Deception” after Lying to Jewish Woman in order to have Sex with her
“People lie to other about their age, are they raping people because of it? No.”
Hope on Wook Kundor, 108, and Hubby Mohd Noor, 35, Seek Adoption
“It’s all the fun of having a kid for the day, then you get to send it back to it’s parents and and have a full night of sleep :)”
The Wicked 7 on Palestinian Muslim Guilty of “Rape by Deception” after Lying to Jewish Woman in order to have Sex with her
“I mean, if you are a woman that is wearing enough makeup to actually convince someone you look like a totally different person, then I really don’t think you’d be able to deny that you were wearing makeup if they asked. But they wouldn’t ask, because that amount of makeup is likely visible from space.”
Shannon on Lilith Fair Sees Lagging Ticket Sales – Is a Modern Lilith Fair Unnecessary?
“And don’t even get me started on the ridiculous bathroom sex propositions received (and by ‘bathroom’ I mean the Biffys that were being used by half a million people for three days, I would have felt more sanitary peeing on the grass).”
Erin on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Older Women become Lesbians Because Men Don’t Like Them
“That gives far too little credit to the men who want mature relationships and paints all male post-divorcees as horny poon-chasers lusting after the college girls on spring break.”
Claire on Do Women Treat Their “Gay Friend” Like an Accessory?
“Even if you aren’t watching sex and the city together with a tub of ice cream or whatever, you still get something special from a gay man as a friend- you get an insider’s perspective on men, from a man who has no secret agenda with you and that you can feel safe with.”
Copa on Menstrual Art Makes Toilet Sculptures Look Classy
“I don’t care where the blood came from, not the best medium for art, it smells and rots as flies lay their maggots in it.”
Kokosand on Hollywood Tries Out Online Dating – Is the Stigma Gone?
“I live in Chicago though so the sea is bigger-I can imagine living in rural Kentucky would have a harder time meeting people-anywhere…”
Joey on The NAACP + The Tea Party = The Shirley Sherrod Debacle?
“Nobody wants their mother or grandmother to have to walk past some thug waving a billyclub in front of a polling place,what if it would have been a KKK dude with a hood on swinging a noose.”
Sara on Weird Inventions for Women – The Kush
“I thought Punky Brewster already killed the myth that sleeping on your side would cause lopsided boobies…no?”
Shannon on Is NASCAR’s Danica Patrick a Women in a Man’s World Or Just A Pretty Face?
“Stop talking about whether or not people are ‘pretty’ and trying to put each other down, or go back to Perez.”
Erin on More American Couples Sleeping In Separate Beds
“It wasn’t until I started sharing a bed with my bf that I finally started sleeping like a normal person.”
Kim on More Women Putting Off Having Children Due to the Expense, But Others Experimenting with “Maternal Feminism”
“Teachers have the same life time earnings as a waitress when you subtract the the cost of a college education.”
Mireee on Menstrual Art Makes Toilet Sculptures Look Classy
“Dude, that’s a health hazard, it smells minging and looks worse.”
Shannon on Natalee Holloway is Still Making Headlines … But What About All the Other Missing Girls?
“The less likely you are to die from something, the more time the media spends hyping it up and making it seem like an impending disaster.”
Eliza on Tina Fey Was a “Traditional” Bride
“I’d just like to point out that Tina Fey wasn’t abstaining from sex until marriage… she had sex at 24 with the man who she happened to marry many years later.”
Joey on More American Couples Sleeping In Separate Beds
“I’d rather have sex on my deck!”
Erin on New UK Equalities Minister – ‘All Women Should Aspire to be a UK Size 14’
“The point has been missed, our size and shape shouldn’t matter. Embrace your own curves. While you’re at it, embrace my scrawny white-girl ass.”
Casey on Kate Winslet’s Second Suspiciously Civil Divorce is Under Investigation
“I don’t know a thing about her kid(s?), and wouldn’t recognize them if I saw them walking down the street – I like that about her.”
Tara on Baseless Accusations on College Gossip Site Harms Students Nationwide
“Way to perpetuate the idea that the victim’s behavior causes the rape.”
Shannon on Does a Woman’s Beauty Peak at Age 31?
“The only product that does anything is sunscreen, but that’s hard for a lot of people to accept because they don’t realize it until they already have the leathery skin and sun spots from the tanning they religiously partook in during their youth.”
The Man Standing on The Misogyny Behind The Pittsburgh Gym Shooter
“So, as a final note, fuck feminism, fuck you sluts who spend your lives trying to be as talented and strong as men are, and fuck you for trying to subvert our patriarchy.”
Squeeziee on More American Couples Sleeping In Separate Beds
“There’s no rhythm to her breathing either, it’s like a jet taking off with engine trouble.”
Chrissy on The Latest Epidemic: Women Who Are Addicted to Pornography
“I started watching porn this last year because me and a guy i was with a very long time had split up. I pleasured myself and started watching once twice or even three times a week. I finally met my now fiance and we are expecting.”
Joey on Why Was the World’s Most Famous Plus-Sized Model Photoshopped to Look Skinny?
“If they switch back,I’ll even pretend to be liberal! Hate this format!”
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Umm, Zingers is supposed to be “best of” not “all of” how bout ya keep it down to a bakers dozen, eh? I am pretty sure the Magna Carta was six lines shorter.
Hahaha Magna Carta…I’m easily amused. :)
But I agree, there are quite a lot.
It was a good comment, I know I snickered and agreed.
He’s got a point. I think this post would be a lot better if you trimmed it down and really picked only the very best. There’s a lot of mediocre in here that weight down the good ones.