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This site has it all. The theory behind why virgins are so prized, the importance placed upon an intact hymen and the best reason to “repair” your hymen: it “restores” your virginity … for you and for him.
Ah, the gift that you can keep on giving up time and time again — eternal virginity.
According to the site’s mission statement, hymens and virginity are sacred:
The virginity of a woman is valued for religious, social, and even economic reasons. Hymen gets disrupted after the first intercourse or even after strenuous physical activity or tampon use. Anyway, you wouldn’t want your boyfriend / future husband feel ashamed because your hymen no longer existed.
Yep, the last thing I want is my husband being ashamed that my cherry was popped at one point in my life. Because it just doesn’t make sense and it’s bad, bad, bad … right? The site also claims that hymen replenishment can also make you “look and feel like a virgin once again.” I know that I can just look at a woman walking down the street and automatically say, “Damn, I know her hymen’s not intact. You can just tell. She’s got that air about her.”
The site also promotes “clitoral hood removal,” which, in layman’s terms means “female circumcision.”
Just … read through the site. Honestly. Read through it and try to keep a straight face throughout all of the provided, ah, “wisdom” and “insight.”
Enjoy!
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Well, if I were trying to sell such surgeries, I too would promote them as the ultimate gift for the husband who has everything.
But seriously? Yes, it’s preposterous. But then, so is most of the internet.
Anyone falling for this deserves it. Issues where underage girls are being forced into such things? Major problem. Adult women making silly choices about their own bodies? Have at it.
The hymen is valued for “economic reasons” eh? Well damn, count me in! I want three goats for my bride price instead of just two!
Bahahahahaha!
“An oversize Labia Minora may cause embarrassment with your partner because it doesn’t look good”
OMG do I have an ugly vagina or oversize clit? This must be remedied because my boyfriend would totally be really embarrassed by my huge clit! They are just so awkward and grotesque!!!1!
I think whoever wrote their webpage had a very poor grip of punctuation usage and intelligent word use.
That sounds a bit like Engrish to me….
It’s funny that you mention that my partner might be embarrassed by my giant vagina lips and (shock!) hooded clitoris…because, sir, I am not. My partner is replaceable if he/she doesn’t appreciate my goods, since my goods are non-transferable, non-refundable and not going anywhere near an operating room.
I’ll read the site, I promise. Just as soon as I’m done laughing about the giant sushi roll ad that jumped out at me when I clicked on the page…
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When I went to the site there was a pop-up add for a Dodge “RAM.” Yay irony!
You can also restore and rejuvenate your vagina for a more natural look. –> Might be something for Heidi Montag to consider :-D
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Don’t find a guy who wants what you have to offer! That’s just foolishness! Find a guy that has what you want and lie to him! We can help!
I wonder how many of these “virgins” have “premature” babies 7 months after they get hitched.
The whole concept is just asinine. I really have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that there are people out there that would go for this.
Honestly? The hymen is overrated. When I lost my virginity it HURT. Excessively. Why would I want to endure that more than once? Besides, my fiance wouldn’t want to have to go through it again either–he was almost more upset than I was (“OMG. I’m hurting you! Do you want to stop? Are you sure? But you’re bleeding! Are you sure you’re ok? I’m so sorry!”)
Same here! Hell, I just wanted to get it over with so I could move on to the liking sex bit.
I’m surprised that many women even make it to sex with hymens still intact these days. With an active childhood, I know you stand a decent chance of losing it without any notice. All the better as far as I’m concerned.
Why would I go through so much pain for some more pain….and the pleasure of hearing my man’s grunt of satisfaction as he takes my ‘reV’ card? Sounds awesome.
I’ve asked my husband about his opinion on sex with virgins, he said, as have most men I’ve spoken to about it, “If you like the girl to just lay there and be tight and uncomfortable…I guess it’s ok.”
What did you ask him? Honey, how would you feel about having sex with a woman who is nothing like me? LOL Did you also ask him if you looked fat?
Ummm rude much?
Take it down a notch Ms. Webstalker.
No, you really are rude. Shocker, I know.
Thank you Erin. The original comment wasn’t even to be but I found it to be in really poor taste.
hmmm. On second thought, you might be right about the troll.
Two concessions in one day!
I’m on a roll.
I now know why I was dumped last week! My vagina is too ugly and my hymen isn’t intact. What a relief. I thought it was just the irreconcilable differences between the two of us.
Did anyone have more luck than me in locating the publisher of that site? I couldn’t find a contact address. As was mentioned above, the English was just horrible, and so I’d be interested to see who was doing the writing, and where they were from.
On a postive note, I sent that site to a male friend of mine who laughed heartily, and confirmed my suspicion that men do not give two shits what a vagina looks like, as long as they can put their penis in it.
The last comment is so true, and when you think about it most guys, in the heat of the moment if you will, don’t really care about anything outside of the immediate radius of the vagina…
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How about an artificial hymen for under $30… The website http://www.hymenshop.com sells these artificial virginity kits online and delivers worldwide. Has anyone used them?