The Westboro Baptist Church! You got it!
Damn, man. Poor Constance just can’t seem to catch a break — and all because she’s a homosexual teenager. Uh, last time I checked, there were things much, much worse than a young woman who is attracted to young women. Such things like pestilence, famine and genocide, lest we forget. Come on.
It’s really no surprise that Westboro Baptist Church — a church that’s openly hated gays since its inception — caught wind of Constance’s uphill battle toward equality. It’s been all over the news and as such, negative attention will be drawn, naturally.
“WBC will picket the graduation of Itawamba Agricultural High School to remind the parents, teachers and students of this nation that God said ‘Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind, it is abomination.”
The church also places blame on the parents who “faked” their disapproval regarding Constance’s sexual preference:
“The parents of Fulton, MS feign outrage that a filthy dyke wants to parade her ‘girlfriend’ around at their night of fornication called a prom. They had a duty to teach their children what the Lord requires of them. They shirked this duty.”
Uh, last I checked, Constance was the one who got the shaft on this deal … or did I miss something?
Constance is graduating May 22nd at Itawamba Community College. I really, really hope that the WBC doesn’t show up to ruin yet another function of Constance’s high school experience. I think the girl’s had enough, frankly.
Go to hell, Phelps. You’ve got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel … walk the walk. Please. I know you’re a bigoted asshat, but do those gays you hate so much deserve to be stripped of an education, too?