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Forget the rage against drinking and driving and the up-and-coming law against using your mobile while operating a vehicle; the newest trend is clearly shaving while driving and by “shaving” I mean “personal pubic grooming.”
A woman in Florida was arrested this past weekend after wrecking her car. The reason behind the accident? She was grooming her nether regions. While driving. On her way to meet her boyfriend. Her ex-husband had taken the wheel while she stripped down and Bic-ed her button.
Thirty-seven year-old Florida resident Megan Barnes wrecked the car, crying “distraction!” and yet, shouldn’t have been driving to begin with. Authorities state that the woman’s license had been suspended for previous counts of DUI and also driving with a suspended license. When the crash was reported, Barnes’ ex-husband tried to take the rap for the crash, but was unsuccessful upon examination. The passenger side airbags had deployed, burning the man, but the driver’s side airbags had not. Guess who didn’t have airbag burns.
No word on whether the woman’s current boyfriend, ex-husband or estranged pubes posted her bail.
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…and I always get comments for applying lipstick!
Oh man, this is exactly what I needed today. I do wonder why her ex husband was going with her to meet and greet her boyfriend, why they simply didn’t switch places, and did she cut her herself when she crashed, because ouch if she rammed a razor blade into her crotch skin.
Just thinking of this hurts
Ah good times!
I have had a crappy day – this cheered me up a lot!
Hmmmmm….this woman was in a car with her ex-husband…shaving her naughty bits…
Why her ex-husband? Does he normally help with this sort of thing?
I think I’ll be highly judgemental and say it appears we have a high caliber of people here.
Well,at least she wasn’t texting.
Ha!
Wow. I’m not sure I even have any words for this.
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Dry shave…uncomfortable. I hope for her sake she didn’t slice off her bean when they crashed.
This is such a weird additive to my day, thanks!
Is it odd that as soon as I read the header I thought “I bet £100 that happened in Florida”?
Looks like I win! And lose. Betting with yourself is confusing…
I like how you used a sterling pound sign instead of a dollar sign :D
Hahaha pure and simple.
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