Mar 19, 2010 at 03:07 pm by Sarah Taylor-Spangenberg


I, uh, just don’t even know what to say about this.  Maybe the guy’s a total creeper and gets off over vaginal exercises, but then again, maybe he’s a new-age vadge guru whose area of expertise revolves around mega-Kegel exercises.

Either way, super-creepy.  I especially love the disclaimer about being under eighteen.  That just, you know, clinched the deal for me.

I’m not entirely too far from New York City.  Maybe I’ll give this guy a jangle and see what the hype’s all about.

Not.

But extra bonus points to any of you lovelies that are willing to shoot this guy an email … just, you know, for “scientific purposes.”



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28 Responses to “Want the “Perfect Vagina”? Like Staples, Craiglist’s Got That.”

  1. Danielle says:

    What the effing hell.

  2. Whit says:

    Um…..what?

  3. mireee says:

    We’re laughing at this, but I watched a documentary called “The Perfect Vagina” which featured women aged 20 – 25 getting SURGERY in their labia because they didn’t look like those of porn actresses/page 3 girls. Amongst other wome, hey followed this girl who had surgery because her SISTER would scare boys away during nights out yelling how she had big labia, and this caused her such a horrible complex she resorted to a surgeon.
    It freaked me out, how some women are now even modifying *that* part of their bodies to accommodate a stereotype.
    It’s very interesting to watch, but it had me cringing 90% of the time.

    • Erin says:

      Well that’s not creepy at all. What a lovely sibling.

      • katy says:

        I know, right? Geez, I used to work with my brother and he’d get super icked out if guys we worked with talked about me. And not that he’s a prude or anything, but I can’t even imagine him saying the word “labia.”

  4. Joey says:

    Its good to have goals in life.

  5. Ray says:

    I think that the internet has discovered Jennifer Love Hewitt’s next fiancée.

  6. Sydney says:

    This is so WEIRD. My vagina is my business (well, I guess mine and my fiance’s), and it’s going to stay that way.

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  8. katy says:

    I have heard of this but didn’t really think it was this big an issue. Maybe it’s just laziness; I don’t really feel like “researching ‘ideal labia size/vagina tightness’” and comparing it to mine. My lady parts work just fine as far as I’m concerned, and no one has ever complained (to my face, anyway.) I can’t imagine asking a strange creepo from the internet to help me with it.
    BTW, I consider myself lucky to have never encountered these men I have heard about who take it upon themselves to comment on/complain about labia size. Who are the assclowns?

  9. Rybe says:

    Is it bad that I immediately pictured his guy handing some woman one of these http://www.uniquefit1.com/images/view/499 and telling her to get to work? Not sure how that would work…but…it makes about as much sense as this add in general.

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  14. Rosemary says:

    It’s worse than you think. Check this article from a local paper where the surgery was performed and video’d at a local tattoo parlour.

    http://news.therecord.com/article/686702

    • mireee says:

      Aagghh. This is indeed horrible, but anyone, ANYONE, who exposes her hoohah to this”procedure deserves whatever might happen to her. I know I wouldn’t, even if that meant I had to take a loan off the bank.

      • Mousey says:

        “deserves whatever might happen to her.”
        Wow, nice victimization right there. I’m sure she’d be extatic to have you as a “friend”
        If she had mentioned wanting to get it done. Or they had told her about the procedure they should have directed her to a doctor. Even if, for whatever reason, she wanted it to be done and couldn’t/wouldn’t get a surgeon to do it they still shouldn’t have done it.
        Would YOU perform this procedure on someone if they asked and wanted to pay you? No? Why not?
        Because it’s illegal and you wouldn’t know what the f**k you were doing.

        • Mousey says:

          I don’t think people realize how complicated surgical procedures are. Just because the idea of them seems simple doesn’t mean they are.

        • mireee says:

          I can tell you right now if she had me as a friend I wouldn’t let her in a million years get a surgical procedure done on her genitalia in a dodgy tattoo parlour.
          Yes, I’m a firm believer she deserves it, actions have consequences. I know there are people out there dumb or naive enough as to think a tattoo artist can perform surgery, no matter how many body modifications they have carried out, but even in that case, their actions have consequences. It’s not victimising anyone, it’s assuming the consequences of your decisions.

    • rabble says:

      holy fuck. i live in the town mentioned in the article, and i’m about 99% sure i know which tattoo shop would host such a “surgery”. i hope the fuckers do serious prison time.

  15. Michelle says:

    Sigh. I really want to see an ad on C-list that helps those unfortunates with their shame at having an asymmetrical, sagging or discolored scrotum.

    I sort of live for the day that’s a problem worth solving.

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