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Forty-six year-old Maria Alaimo is pissed. And I can’t blame her.
Alamo signed up for what was supposed to be a combination breast lift and augmentation back in 2003 and ended up with what physicians call “double bubble deformities” which give the appearance of two sets of boobs stacked on the sternum, one atop the other. Although the error in placement was clearly not the woman’s fault, she claimed that she did have a part in choosing the undependable doc who was found through an online ad and requested money upfront.
After years of litigation and a failed marriage that Alaimo claims is due to the botched surgery, the New York woman was recently awarded punitive damages in the amount of 3.5 million dollars.
You’d think that having two racks instead of just one would quantify the need for more sex and a better marriage … just sayin’. (And I’m also just kiddin’, too.)
Congratulations to the woman for … well, getting her money back for two sets of boobs. For a decent, square number of four, the figures probably added up!
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And what is the lesson we’ve learned this week?
Don’t get plastic surgery from the interwebs.
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First the shower-caulking butt implants, now this? I’m seeing a pattern here….
Two things you never want to get at discount rates:
Hookers and plastic surgery.
snap!
They should have given her the money and made her attend common sense lessons or whatever. Seriously, looking for a surgeon on the internet? It’s a one-way ticket to Disasterville.
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