The “Biniki” is a new product on the market and after taking twenty minutes to digest what it’s supposed to do, I then moved onto actually pronouncing it. Forty minutes later and I’m still having trouble. It doesn’t exactly slide off of the tongue.
The Biniki is sort of a pair of panties that have a garter belt looking thing hanging on the underside that’s supposed to trim and lift your “saddlebags” and firm your bum. According to the product’s website, the Biniki (just as awkward to type) “holds up the weight of the buttocks”, “smooths out the back of the thighs” and “maximizes small/flat derrieres” among a myriad of other positive-sounding things.
More or less, it’s a bra for your backside, am I right?
I kind of like the idea of smoothing out the backside, but it doesn’t look very comfortable, nor does it look like it’d be seamless under clothing. After browsing the site for various views of the product, there’s also a happened to be a link on the site for a “Maniki.” To see a, well, very unfortunate photo, please click here. I promise you’ll at least be … entertained, if nothing else.
Bottom line is that with the Biniki, all roads end at a perky posterior. Then again, arching your back and sticking your bum out like the models in the photos does, too.
What do you guys think, worth the hype or just another gimmick product?