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She’s evidently found true, unadulterated love with her new man.
Jersey Shore’s very own self-proclaimed “mini-guinea” has landed her man … and all without the aid of the reality show that she had previously considered developing, “Snookin’ For Love.”
Evidently, the MTV show’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has landed her perfect man: a “guido juicehead” by the name of Emilio Antonio. These two have a lot in common: they’re both under five feet tall, share the same garish orange hue in their skin tones and equally worship Christian Audigier’s Ed Hardy.
Congrats to the pint-sized reality star … I guess. It’s hard to weed out the good men from the bad when all you’re looking for is muscle mass and a shared nationality.
It’s bad business that a woman in the spotlight can peg herself available to any man who’s got the right shaped bicep or correct vowel at the end of his name. But hey … I guess it’s more common than we think.
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I’m sure they will be very happy together. Or something.
I’m going to name my next hunting dog Snooki,I just love that name. I used to have a cat named Cuddles,what am I talking about,I have no idea!!
I found it so hilarious that she was looking for love and ended up always banging on how noone wanted to sleep with her.
I’m not entirely sure why, but this woman annoys the flaming crap out of me…
Maybe it’s the dumb scrunched-up look she always has on her face. Or, as Sarah pointed out with such insight, that she’s available only to short muscly faux-Italian magpies. Yeah, that might be it.
HILARIOUS! I just laughed so hard. First good laugh of the day. Thank you.
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