Feb 23, 2010 at 08:33 am by Sarah Taylor-Spangenberg


Business “entrepreneur” Kim Kardashian is hitting the markets hard with her newest product: Kim Kardashian Eau de Parfum.  It’s doing so well that it’s being showcased on QVC … Mmm.

KK states that her perfume smells like a “real woman” and states that a “normal woman” is sexy, curvy and ah, “volumptous”, which she says not once, but twice.  Regarding her hand in designing the bottle, Kardashian questions what woman doesn’t like diamonds?

You can check out the video on QVC’s site here.

PS — Your airbrush is showing.

15 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Speaks Volumes: Unless You’re “Curvy”, You’re Not a Normal Woman”

  1. finchy says:

    Kinda ironic considering I keep seeing her ad for ‘Quick Trim’ on tv. It features some excellent info, including “You CAN change the way you look” and asks the pressing question “How hot can YOU be?”.

    I would be willing to bet that hundreds of girls have found this crap and are taking it as we speak. GAK!

    At least the perfume doesn’t purport to make one “volumptous”.

  2. Sydney says:

    First we had all the skinny girls making the curvy girls feel bad about themselves. Now we have the curvy girls making the skinny girls feel bad about themselves. Can we PLEASE just stopi it already?

  3. Jocelyn says:

    Yet another reason I’m proud to be HSN’s bitch, not QVC’s.

  4. Blurry says:

    Come on, people!

    This is the Kardashians! Surely there is no one out there stupid enough to take them seriously.

    Their forte / talent is self promotion. Period.

  5. Aceykay says:

    What I also noticed is that someone in a magazine once put her picture near an ad for the “Plus size” line of clothing at Forever 21, and she kept saying “I’m a size 2.” Nothing she does is relevant, and it makes me angry that people actually buy this shit. Ugh.

    • rhonda says:

      She also says she has a 27″ waist so she must be wearing some seriously vanity sized things. 27″ waist translates to a size 12 in proper US sizes. I looked up a couple of charts for popular brands and a 27″ waist is listed as a size 4 or 6 for most manufacturers.

  6. mireee says:

    I LOL’d hard with the P.S., genius, mesays!! As for the rest, Kardashian’s bullshit ain’t worth my time.

  7. Erin says:

    Sigh. I love reality tv’s definitions of real human beings.

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  10. Miss Malice says:

    I have to say I friggin’ love Kim Kardashian. I think she is ridiculously gorgeous and lets be honest, do any of us really think she’s around so we can listen to what she says?
    She’s there for people to look at. Caaaaan do.

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