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John Mayer, who has always been known for his candid ways, opens up in a recent interview with the one and only Playboy magazine about sexual escapades with the equally-one and only Jessica Simpson.
The two, if you don’t remember, dated back in 2006 or 2007 after her split with tool ball and chain initiator of career suicide ex-husband Nick Lachey.
Mayer was questioned on the relationship and didn’t spare any bones when speaking about his sex life with the fallen-from-stardom star. The self-proclaimed guitar guru states that sex with Jessica Simpson was:
“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them … Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
Although it was “all” he’d say, he continued with:
“There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f***in’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f***ing you.”
Now, a lot of feminists would be completely taken aback and offended by the aforementioned statements. However … not me. I have no fantasies about John Mayer — to be quite honest, he kind of skeeves me out — but I think he paid Jess a pretty goddamned good compliment. At least, if a man were to say such things about me, even in a public forum, I’d be flattered as it were and not because some guy spoke well of me in the sack, but because I have no adversity to sex, my sexuality or the proclivities that go along with it.
Final verdict on the comments regarding his and Jessica’s sexual nature?
Awesome. Awesome. I’d be milking that one for the rest of my life.
I know that a lot of people don’t really dig the whole kissing-and-telling thing, but this, I believe to be an entirely different ballgame. Thoughts?
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Man oh man,wow,I’ll have to get back to ya,I can’t type with my hands shaking like this.
That’s the whole problem with cybering.
Hell yes, it’s a compliment!
I’d take that compliment any day! I WISH there were some sort of underground rumor about how amazing I am in bed! Sheesh!
Anybody see her on TV when Nick asked her if she wanted some buffalo wings,and she said no thank you,she never eats buffalo. You got to love it,I’m glad God gave her some other attributes.
This is just a wee bit off topic but have you ever had buffalo jerky? Their extinction is worth every bite.
It is good don’t worry about extinction they raise them all over here in minnesota
Minnesota?
How does a southern boy end up in the Great White North?
I have a brother in Roosevelt.
Aren’t most “buffalo” raised for food actually a hybrid mixed with cattle? Beefalo is what I’ve heard it called. I think the true bloodlines of buffalo are more protected. The meat really does taste so much milder and cleaner than beef. It’s way good :P
I tried to find any reference at all to the restaurant, to get m ore information. But, it strikes me that you are right – it was beefalo raised there. Those things were ENORMOUS -but way too docile to have been pure bison.
See what happens when you get senile?
They have beefalo and regular bison raised in ranches all over this country. I’m not sure what restaurants like to use,I prefer good old corn fed,feed lot beef. @Blurry,my mother is from MN,and my father is from SC. I spent most summers in the south and actually was raised in Minnesota.
There used to be a restaurant here called Jack’s, It was a bit off the beaten path, but they raised buffalo for their steaks.
You could see them grazing outside while you ate. Pretty cool. And delicious.
Oh, buffalo meat IS delicious! And much healthier for you than cow!
Damn, if someone said that about me… :D
i’d be mad… but flattered
I guess she endured worse rumours ;-)
I’m totally fine with what he said and would consider it some sort of a compliment. It’s not like he went into any specifics or real gory details.
That said, I totally agree that he is skeevy.
In fact, I have NO IDEA what women see in the guy!
Just my opinion, but I wish he would just shut the fuck up.
He is such a publicity whore. And look at us – giving him attention.
And it isn’t really about him, either – he just made provocative remarks about someone who is in the news frequently.
Bet her Dad is pissed.
I’ll tell you one thing,I’m never going to sleep with him,big blabber mouth!
That’ll teach him!
Yeah, this is a compliment to Simpson and he totally blames himself for the Aniston breakup, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that he’s totally cashing in on this gossip fodder. It’s the only thing keeping him in the news.
I used to think he was just misunderstood and branded a douche because he made money of his pop music rather than living poor with integrity on his much better blues music. Now, based on the Rolling Stone interview and this, I realize he’s just a douche.
Perhaps this is his way of getting on the next season of Jersey Shore?
I think he’s well on his way, but he’ll have to tan more. The pasty rocker look doesn’t jive with the buttery glow of Jersey Shore.
I love the choice of picture. It looks like he’s about to nom on her.
You guys do realize that all of the “dumb” comments about chicken & tuna, buffalo, etc., were all just a ploy for publicity right? …. And it worked!
Im not sure napalm is addictive……it just seems and odd choice of word. Did she denude his pubic forest?
Bahaha very violently, apparently.
…There’s a creepy vibe about him, and I dislike him very much, but it seems to me that when he’s made “shocking” statements regarding Jessica Simpson it’s to boost her self-esteem because she is/might be going through a rough time, like when she broke up with Romo(I don’t remember exactly what he said then), and now that Romo is rumored to be engaged; I don’t know; to me, his “shocking” comments seem to be oddly timed to help her, or perhaps it has just been coincidence…
My fiance says this type of stuff about me all the time…..but he says it TO me, not to other people. Good God, if my mother ever heard him say something like that, I would just die.
Sarah would you be singing the same tune if he stated she was horrible in bed? I love your openness about sex (really) but giving a review of a PAST partner’s bedroom performance to the world? He spoke not to friends but to a public form, so that all could know. She had no say in this; for all I know she may consider sex a private matter (granted of her, I know little). Just because he had glowing things to say of her game does not justify him giving post-game analysis.
Oh, God, I’d be mortified for Simpson had he said she sucked like a Hoover in bed. I’m sure the tone of my entire article would be quite … different.
I guess I’m only okay with post-game analyses if they’re positive … but that goes without saying.
:)
Jessica was considered a very conservative type of person. She was a virgin until she married- I’m sure she would have loved for people to think “No marriage, no sex”. Now we all know she’s a freak in the sheets… and if she did John, it’s fair to assume she’s doing the other guys she’s dated. I wonder if she felt like a ruined woman after her divorce and just didn’t care. I don’t know, I was never that pure of a person before my marriage. I’m just happy I never got into the double digits (barely) but my partners double my husbands… weird.
I guess the point is that if she’s not out there talking about her sex life (good or bad) then why should anyone eles? He’s lucky she didn’t have a comment to TMZ- I’d have said he’s hung like a baby carrot…
She probably really likes sex,and thats why she’s good at it. Like getting head,the girls who are good at it are because they enjoy it,and you can’t fake it. I’m sure it the same way with cunnilingus,the guys that enjoy it are good at. Man alive,I need to get some!
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