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I never got busy in a Burger King bathroom, but evidently some folks have no qualms about doing the horizontal mambo in eateries as it were.
A restaurant in Toronto, Canada states that not only do they condone bathroom sex, they also encourage it: Mildred’s Temple Kitchen claims that they have unisex stalls just to serve that particular purpose. While there can be some mistaken meaning behind racy advertising at times, Mildred avoids any misconceptions and states on their website that couples should “move beyond the bedroom.”
With Valentine’s weekend swiftly approaching (anyone doing anything fabulous that I will not be?), the Temple Kitchen is hitting their patrons hard with sexual innuendos and suggestions about getting busy in their bathrooms merely to spice up a lackadaisical sex life on V-Day.
While this may cause concerns about public health, sterility and clean-up, the Tornoto board of health states that as long as patrons aren’t having sex in the kitchen, there’s little they can do about it.
While Mildred’s condones sexual trysts in their potty stalls, they’re not total progressives: customers still have to supply their own prophylactics.
Would you have sex in a place where people sit down to eat their dinners? Moreover, where did your raciest, most public display of ultimate affection occur? Can you top the bathroom at Mildred’s Temple Kitchen?
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Gives a whole new meaning to special sauce!
Thanks Joey, I think I just lost my appetite for a week.
Special orders don’t upset us.
“Would you have sex in a place where people sit down to eat their dinners?” Well, if you’re having sex in a bathroom, hopefully that’s not what you’re doing. But I guess I would – I have sex on my couch all the time, and that’s where my husband and I sit to eat our dinners…
Did I miss some information some where?
I can’t find a lot of the information quoted in the post in The National Post article (which is a horrible, horrible conservative rag of a paper), or on Mildred’s website.
Regardless, this is place is in Liberty Village, and I don’t see a lot of the Toronto kink scene heading over for a quickie in the bathroom. More so some yuppies who would joke about it, but probably actually be too afraid to leave their expensive wine alone on the table.
That being said, this place is about a 20 minute walk from my house, and the menu looks good.
http://www.torontolife.com/daily/daily-dish/restauranto/2010/02/03/lets-tryst-again-mildreds-temple-kitchen-encouraging-sex-in-its-washrooms/
There you go. Evidently, it’s real.
That link isn’t really useful, beyond that it leads to this one, which at least has some quotes from the staff (albeit none of them explicit):
http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/restaurants/article/759714–restaurant-promotes-sex-in-its-bathrooms
my fiance and I met at work, a restaurant, and did it everywhere. The employee restroom, the office, the cooler, the storage room, outside in our cars, and a few other public places besides our workplace. It was mostly after hours and we washed our hands afterwards with antibacterial soap. Thats just what a very hot mutual attraction can to to you. When you see each other all sweaty and in Alpha Dog mode, you get the tingles all over.
There is no way on God’s green earth I would do it in a public restroom. That’s just….ew.
When I was in high school,me and one of my girlfriends took care of our tingles,when I was done I threw the condom out of the car window. The next morning me and my parents walked out to my car after church. There on top of the car roof was my condom stuck and frozen to the car. My father laughed and my mom started crying. A real Norman Rockwell moment!
You should write an autobiography, Joey.
And it just keeps getting stranger.
Your mom should’ve been happy you were practicing safe sex…
I had awesome toilet sex with a random chick who gave me cocaine at a nightclub once. It was only noteworthy because I met her in the toilet and never saw her once we left. we did not exchange names. there were no platitudes, no wasted time.
One thing I miss about being a lawyer is the really good grade of cocaine you get for free.
Hahahaha I loved that first sentence!!
Goo Goo, Your posts always make me smile. You’re a freak in the bestest sense of the word! I love pure complete honesty!
I think she sounds like a terrible prude.
LOL. people who spend time with me often get an itchy trigger clap-over-mouth hand. I don’t have a tact chip. The worst time ever was when my biology teacher asked me what I was thinking and I said “I was imagining you giving birth to a fish”, which I totally was, and still to this day don’t fully understand the whirlwind of trouble that followed that particular statement.
I would think I would have to be out-of-my-mind horny to do it in a public restroom…bleh.
I WAS out-of-my-mind horny when my fiance’s (now husband) unit came to relieve mine. We got in on in a port-a-john in Iraq. I laid down a jacket over the cosed seat before we got to it, but still. Nasty in retrospect. Do I regret it? Not in the least… haha!
Damn, a port-a-potty in Iraq. I’m not sure how one would best that….port-a-potty in Antarctica, perhaps?
What part of Iraq, Jess? My daughter was in Abu Gharib shortly before everything was transitioned to Camp Cropper.
Balad AB (Air Base) also known as LSA (Logistics Support Area) Anaconda. It’s north of Baghdad. Hard to believe that area was “The Cradle of Civilization”. It looks alot like my back yard (I live in Arizona now). I think Antarctica would probably trump Iraq in places to do it.
My guy and I started in the soaking tub in the bath of our room in The Four Seasons in Cairo, but ended up on the floor. Those things sound nice, but you can drown if you aren’t careful!
I don’t know if this qualifies because I have actually lived in apartments smaller than that bathroom.