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There also used to be a fat suit popular with my mom in the eighties that entailed a garbage bag-type suit that allowed you to hook up your vacuum to it … which was supposed to make you lose weight.
I guess all of these ideas sound good for the first millisecond.
A new gum aptly named “Sexlets” claims to boost the male libido … just by chewing it. ‘Cause what else would you do with it aside from chewing?
Tony Babil, the product’s creative engineer, states that “it really works.” He claims that he’s used it himself and the results speak for themselves:
“The first thing I noticed was more energy … Then, after about four days of chewing, I noticed the erections were stronger … We don’t claim to cure anything. It’s more like a chewable vitamin. I chew my multi-vitamins every day and chew my Sexlets every day.”
… If it’s more like a chewable vitamin, why market it as a libido booster? I guess, yeah, more energy could facilitate better sex, but it’s a bit of a stretch. Not to mention the fact that twelve bucks for a pack of gum — you get 15 sticks that contain mostly ginseng and Vitamin E — is a little pricey as far as I’m concerned.
Final verdict? I think we should all eschew this gum. Smells like gimmick to me.
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Are there really that many men out there who need their libidos boosted?
If their wives/girlfriends are as insatiable as I am, yes. My poor husband…
I feel your pain, dear.
Kiss any man between his knees and navel,chances are you’ll be getting some.
Well-placed kisses work for women, too.
But some guys will never ask for directions if they’re lost,not me,I haven’t any problems with that.
Sexlets is… a supremely silly name.
I can see the ad campaign now.
“I take my sexlets and… sex? Let’s!”
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