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Or maybe it’s a hoax inspired by Borat.
Either way, as you can see from the photo above, it’s a full bikini bottom with only a drawstring that encircles your neck for support — there are no breast supports and no apparent means of jacking up the boobs in order to make a bikini look good, ’cause … let’s be honest. Not all of us have the perky non-tits that the woman in this photo does and may need a little extra support while hitting the surf so that we don’t look like a bunch of eighty-five year old women with better skin tone. If you’re going to buy this swimsuit, you may as well go for the gusto and go completely nude. I mean, really — what’s a little snatch between friends if you’re willing to bare the twins?
I don’t particularly have anything against the swimsuit — I’m sure it’s a fashion that will come into vogue or slink far, far away from it, head down, with its drawstring between its legs.
What do you think? Appropriate for anything beyond posing on the beach for a photo shoot?
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No, it’s purely pointless. Can you imagine the tan lines you get out of this? If you want to go topless, I have no problem with that. Wear a bikini bottom, and have fun. But a bikini bottom that straps around your neck is silly.
I don’t understand these huge-side-cutouts-with-little-middle-connection swimsuits. Can anyone come up with a good reason for them? My only possible is if you have an ugly scar right in the middle of your stomach you want to hide, but the rest is fine. Otherwise, you get no additional useful coverage, but crazy awful tan lines.
Yeah,I don’t have a problem with topless either.
They’re for teaching people to swim. Well it’s how my mother learned to swim anyway. Her HS gym teacher got fed up of her not being able to swim so she took the long pole from the wall, fed it through the plastic ring joining the two halves of the swim suit and held my mother up that way while she learned. Oddly enough she picked it up pretty quickly after that.
I agree though, if you have the body for it then just wear a bikini, that little strap is annoying. If you don’t want your stomach exposed then wear a tankini or a one piece.
Doesn’t it come with an optional black bandeau?
just go topless. And the use of bottoms cuts down on itchy sand issues.
Actually, I do have those perky non-tits from the picture and to tell you the truth, I would take fantastic support-needing curviness + bikini top any day :P
My tits are still perky too.
I’m sure they’re fantastic :D
Honestly, I looked at that and was all like, “is this a joke?”
Yes. I think topless bikini’s have a purpose. Maybe American attitudes will change and become more open about womens’ breasts. Men can show theirs. Women should be allowed to too.
Pervert
Alas, I don’t think I like you. You’re very judgemental.
He wasn’t being horny, he was being open. Because really, men do show theirs in public and women can’t. Mind you, I would prefer to keep mine covered, but that’s just me.
Maybe she was being sarcastic? :/
This swimsuit comes with a bandeau top, do your research.
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