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Enter “My New Pink Button.” Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like it is. A “new”, pink-er button. Down there.
I happened to be browsing the interwebsand came across this website, which I’m still trying to decide whether it’s a farce or not. Why … why would a woman want to dye her nether-regions bright, obnoxious pink? The product comes in four tantalizing shades of pink such as “Audrey”, “Bettie”, “Ginger” and “Marilyn” and must have been inspired by now-deceased famous women who are probably turning in their graves as we speak had labia colors of the same shade.
Physicians and women who have been through a pregnancy both state that the color “down there” is sometimes different after childbirth and naturally with age, but cripes, man, we’re not talking shades of grey here, are we?! And even if we are, so be it, yes? This is even worse than women who have their virginities surgically revamped time after time after time.
The frequently asked questions touched upon a subject I, myself, was afraid to broach: how long the dye lasted. According to the site, the dye is designed to last anywhere from 48-72 hours, but can be reapplied at your leisure. Like …chapstick, I guess. The FAQs state that the dye can also be used on nipples and penises, alike.
Would you use this product? Or even worse, would you purchase it for someone in dire need?
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Ewww. That is just WEIRD.
Okay.
Chapstick? I have tears!
This is surely a joke.
I think it could be fun and funny for a night of kinky love-time. But for everyday use, um, nah. I just don’t see this doing too well on the market. It IS a little icky.
Most men don’t even know what half of the parts of female genitalia are for, let alone what they are supposed to look like. I cannot picture a man passing judgement on a woman for having darker coloured labia, as they would most certainly not notice.
(Although I suppose they might if they were dyed neon pink…)
I just want to send a big ol’ greeting card to the women of the world that says there is nothing wrong with your genitals. They smell fine, look fine, and are in no way dirty. Enjoy them.
Maybe on V-Day.
This also reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City where Samantha dies her nether region, and it turns bright red, and Carrie walks in and sees it, and Samantha cries out, “I’M BOZO THE BUSH!”
Haha.
I think I’ve figured out why I’m not getting any responses on my personal add, I’ve been distinctive on a nice pink labia. Go figure!
Next time, specify a shade.
Thanks buddy,you’ve always been there for me.
That’s just how we roll, Joey.
would it not rub off on your knickers?
I should bring my handy color shade chart the next time I’m down there.
Hahaha that reminds me of an article I’ve read once in Cosmopolitan. It said that if your boyfriend is umm always finding the right spot then it might be a good idea to buy body paint and msturbate in front of him with the paint on your fingers. After that he has a color-coded map to find his way around :-D So that might be just for this or for a similar purpose.
Now that’s certainly interesting, although – how do you tell your bf, “sweetheart, I PAINTED my hoohah as a colour-coded map so you can eventual… ehem… so you can find my g-spots”.
Not so much your g-spot as your clitoris I guess :-D I dunno really how you would communicate it, I guess it would be a night of fun and giggles tho :-D
1. Does it say anything about taste? (Yes I’m serious).
2. I don’t think any man would mind about the colour of your hoohah; once he’s in there he’s set the target! And if you really go to bed with someone who complains about the colour of your hoohah… stop dating Guidos (all my love to the Jersey Shore cast, source of great hours of entertainment, but never dating material).
Love means never having to adjust the flavor of your hoohah.
You legend you [2]
Mireee,come quick….. there’s a Yellow Crested Hooha out at the bird feeder!
RIGHT. Let me fetch my binoculars and some twinkies for the wait and I’ll be right there! And by twinkies I mean beer!
So… It’s like skin dye? For your hoo-ha?
I am so confused by the world right now.
Tell me about it,I took a red marker to me wanker,and made it look like a barber pole.
That just made me think your firm worm died and turned gray so you could get that distinct barber pole effect.
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