Comments on: Hillary Clinton Abruptly Cancels World Tour, Will Return to Washington to Help With Haiti Catastrophe

By: sj

sj — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:10:21 +0000

Agree x infinity.

By: Blurry

Blurry — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:06:38 +0000

The answer is “Very, very old.”

Get a Sharpie and write that on the waistband of your tights.

And we are a couple of rat bastids for being goofy on such a serious blog post.

I’m blaming you.

By: Joey

Joey — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:24:25 +0000

Old Ernie is still saving the sinners,he’s even got a web site. My favorite will always be Tammy Faye Baker, I think it was the makeup. The seventys were pretty brutal,so I’m not really sure how old I am.

By: Blurry

Blurry — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:48:01 +0000

I did this too! Except I never lived on a commune – I kind of missed that, although I know a lot of people who did it.

Ernest Angely was my favorite.

“YOU ARE HEALED!!!”
Then he’d smack them really, really hard on the forehead and move on to the next victim.

I think what I really loved about him was that everything about him was fake – his hair, his heavy makeup, his suits had HUGE padded shoulders…oh Joey, you bring back memories.

Even though you are obviously MUCH older than I.

By: Joey

Joey — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:36:30 +0000

About 35 years ago I lived in a house with 8-12 friends(hippys). We would get up on sunday mornings and smoke dope and watch the tele-evangalists,what a trip. It was funnier than saturday night live.

By: Inesita

Inesita — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:46:27 +0000

Only a minor detail, but I find it interesting that he doesn’t even have the very basic facts right. It wasn’t Napoleon III. It was Napoleon Bonaparte. The first Napoleon. But anyways, just a tiny little thing with all the other crap he says. Can’t believe he really said it. And actually means it.

By: Alzaetia

Alzaetia — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:27:27 +0000

Did you see the chick next to him uncomfortably smiling and nodding?
I imagine that she was formulating a list in her head of people she’s going to send her resume to as soon as the broadcast is over.

By: Joey

Joey — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:01:59 +0000

I think the problem is that Pat cant read,Praise the Lord!!

By: Alzaetia

Alzaetia — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:34:43 +0000

I guess he’s going to ignore everything that happened to Haiti before the French left.
Like, you know, the island’s indigenous population being almost completely obliterated. Or the French and Spanish splitting the island like a lunch tab. And then there’s the actual oppression of the slave population by the French that led to the actual revolt in question.
Pat Robertson, another member of the Retire or Die Club. The sooner the better…

By: Whit

Whit — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:54:47 +0000

WOW. That explains why I got laid off in ‘09…that pact I made with the devil back in ‘92 came back to haunt me!